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bro i just woke up i do NOT need this im fucking crying what is this bring my babies back fuck fuck fuck fuck they really waited for etoiles and phil to not be online to do this i fucking hate it here what the fuck please they are both going to be so mad and sad they weren't here to protect their children im NOT OK

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Adding on to the last post what I'm hoping for more specifically is sort of a personality switch between q!Bad and q!Cellbit.

Like in a situation like this you'd think that q!Cellbit would be the one encouraging q!Forever to go through his plan because he's also a grieving father and Richas is his kid, and that q!Bad would try to talk q!Forever out of it. But I want them to switch.

I want q!Cellbit to be the one to try to talk q!Forever out of it because he knows that once q!Forever goes down this bloodthirsty path he'll never get over it without YEARS of therapy and even then he'll probably continue to have impulses from time to time.

And I want q!Bad to be the one to encourage q!Forever to do it because why not? He has nothing to lose from the island exploding. His kids are missing, his "best bestie" is far away, so why not? It's not like he has anything to lose. Whatever it takes to bring his kids back to him, hell, he'll even help q!Forever do it!

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The last like hour or so of Forever's stream where he's just sitting. The music. The clock ticking. His occasional laughter. Sitting. Waiting. Thinking.

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Here is my little headcanon:

The Eggs and other people keep thinking and calling Tubbo an egg because, like the eggs, he is a dragon.

Also, shoutout to the people who drew and headcanoned Tubbo as a dragon all the way back in Dream SMP. You are the real winners right now because this drawing is a hit on Twitter, and more people are probably going to use this headcanon thanks to this stupid drawing I did. I did this for all 5 Captain-is-tubbo's-dad truthers out there!

Also, Tubbo shared on stream to my delight AND horror!

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Absolutely rancid vibes tonight, Mr President

(Transcription)

Forever: *laughs* Are you okay, Cucurucho? Are you fine? Is this what you had to tell me?

Cucurucho: Yes.

Forever: …Is that really-

Cucurucho: Yes.

Forever: *laughs* Cucurucho, do you know where is Richarlyson? I want to build a road with him, we are supposed to build a road!

Cucurucho: Classified.

Forever: Ha! Classified!? Are you sure!? I’m the president!

Cucurucho: Classified.

Forever: I’m the president, how is the president not supposed to know those things? It’s my son!

Cucurucho: Classified.

Forever: Are you hiding stuff from me, Cucurucho?

Cucurucho: Classified.

Forever: *cackles* You’re funny, you’re a funny bear!

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha.

Forever, in a suddenly serious tone: Where. Is. Richarlyson. (In Portuguese) Where is my son you bear son of a bitch.

Cucurucho: Classified.

Forever: Cucurucho, you are not understanding. If you don’t tell me where Richarlyson is, I am going to FUCKING BLOW [UP] YOUR ENTIRE- YOUR ENTIRE BUILDING, THE ENTIRE ISLAND- EVERYONE.

Cucurucho: …Classified.

Forever: *Cackles* TRY TO KILL ME! TRY TO KILL ME CUCURUCHO! TRY! *laughs*

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha.

*explosion sound*

Forever: Can you please tell me where Richarlyson is?

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha. No.

*three explosion sounds*

*Forever laughing*

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Everyone let’s hold hands

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even though the eggs couldn’t speak verbally, having them gone left such loud silence.

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Well, so they've all gone now...

So don't think about Bad collapsing onto Dapper's bed, clutching onto the hat as he falls into a restless sleep.

Don't think about Fit, desperately trying to keep watch over Ramón's house, on the off chance his boy returns.

Don't think about the Brazilians, coming together in Richas's NINHO room, uneasy with each other's reactions, plans... they all know how dangerous they are and they don't know how much it would take to turn on each other with so little to bind them without their son.

Don't think about Niki, who can't get into the bunker, so she just camps out on the top of the wall, desperate not to leave Phil's kids to return to an empty home.

Don't think about Foolish, calling to the skies for anyone to listen, thumbing through Leo's last book to see if he's missing a clue.

Don't think about Aypierre, hyperfocusing on his broken machines to avoid worrying about Pomme.

Don't think about Tubbo assembling and disassembling mechanisms, trying to find something that's so dangerous that they would HAVE to react, they would HAVE TO GIVE THEM BACK.

Don't think about any of that.

(Personally, I prefer to think about a white bear stepping on a mine.)

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Kinda wondering if this event is a sort of response to the egg controversies lately - namely the "can we get rid of the egg quests already" one and the "mines are bad because they could kill an egg" one. That, and what Jaiden said earlier are kind of giving me hope that they're actually going to hatch the eggs once this particular arc is all said and done.

Also, I was thinking - there was that teaser awhile back featuring seven mysterious people walking through the desert, and the subsequent desert area Walter Bob was fencing off. We all thought it was teasing the new players at the time, but the new guys had nothing to do with the desert at all (at least so far?). But there are seven eggs, no??

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if i had a nickel for every time a minecraft youtuber has been mpreg’d today. i’d have at least 4 nickels. which isn’t a lot but what the fuck is in the air to make them do this

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I think that today everyone, including q!Pac and q!Cellbit, was expecting Cellbit to apeshit crazy beast Cell Mode the second he heard his son was missing

I don’t think anyone anticipated months and months of constant stress and threats and betrayals and pain finally making q!Forever snap and threaten to blow up the whole island and everyone on it. This was the straw on the camel’s back that broke him, and now he’s going to break everything because his son is fucking missing and he can’t do anything about it even now that he’s president

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Forever tonight marks the second Brazilian to have a villain arc following Mike’s initial foray into anarchy after Pac’s kidnapping. Congrats, Forever!

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qforever is currently sitting on about 1k worth of mines that he can slingshot onto any surface and i promise you he is not feeling enough emotion to comprehend Guilt or Shame so honestly if i was cucurucho i would be fucking SPRINTING to fix this cause we have about hmmmmmm less then twenty minutes till qforever loses his patience

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Since the Brazilians all have a wpp group and Pac was the one telling the others that Richas was gone and if was technically meta... Hc that after Mike disappeared, his and pacs mental link got cut short and Pac accidentally linked himself with the others during his panic but its a very weak bond, to the point none of them knew it happened

Until Pac saw Richas was gone, and his pain was so strong and his grief so scolding hot that he managed to make all the other parents feel it too. Forever woke up screaming and panicked, tears already running down his face, Cellbit woke up shaking and already grasping his knife, rolling out of bed immediately and rushing to Richas' room, Felps woke up quietly and not able to breath, chest tight while ge clutched to his pillow as if he was hugging Richas. Somewhere out there, Mike is trashing around in his tank, not able to wake up, trapped in a nightmare

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Pac walked in into Forever exploding everything and now he's just watching in horror as Forever laughs and explodes everything and says its all fake and a joke, Pac is screaming at him to listen and do something else or else he'll lost himself and kill everyone

Forever says he talked to Richas and soon they'll go back to working together and Pac is saying they should just sleep and wake up tomorrow and it will be a dream

They're both Not Okay and they are sinking together

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Ngl the glitches on Forever's end really added to his character's worsening mental state. The warped voices, the constant roll backs as if he's having lapses in his memory... Chef's kiss

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"I've been waiting the whole day for an answer, I'm gonna make those assholes do a server rollback" and then he ended stream, nothing but the sound of clocks in the background