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Jinwoo being like "I seem to work well with people who have a screw loose" is really funny in light of the fact that he is, in fact, missing way more screws than either Jinho or Esil. He's just stoic instead of goofy about it.

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Non-writer: Why do you start so many projects in the middle of wips? Why not just write stories one at a time

Me:

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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

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Solo Leveling S2 Ep8 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗧𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗲 𝗢𝘂𝘁

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sung "enemies ain't shit against these guns (strength stat focused build)" jin woo strikes again.

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commission

Ares, God of War

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AND IT TAKES FUCKING FOREVER.

scrolling through ao3, once again realising the one fic I want to read is the one I have to write.

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oh love

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One. (2)

2024 -> 2025

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ARES MAKE MY RUNS BUSTED AND I WILL FOREVER ACT AS YOUR WEAPON OF WAR. YOUR ELEMENT IS HERE IN BLOOD AND DEATH.

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250 words. just put me in the grave.

spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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cyno baddie

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they snapped so hard bro omfg

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🌙 lights out 🌙

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Jinwoo is so addicted to putting points in strength and just likes daggers so much he's not picking up better weapons like the System wants him to do to get stronger.

So, instead, the system has to bend over backwards to make daggers where there normally would not be daggers so Jinwoo will actually use drops and not get himself killed

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Jinwoo: *kills a foot soldier monster*

System, internally: (...well that one had a spear, I guess I can work with that and turn the tip into something like a dagger, sure. Let's go with that.)

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Jinwoo: *kills a demon*

System: (Let's see... That one was a caster... Did it have a dagger for emergencies? No? Hmm... Oh, I know, it's got big horns. Those are daggers now.)

Jinwoo: Oh, sick, a demon horn dagger... Look at the stats on this...

System: (phew)

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Jinwoo: *kills a gelatinous cube*

System: (Ok first of all, how. Second of all, no teeth or horns. Shit. What do I do. Uhhhhhhh)

System: *frantically googling for that YouTube guy that makes knives from jello*

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Jinwoo: *kills a giant orc*

System: (Ok whatever let's use the longsword it was using and just CALL it a dagger)

Jinwoo: Woah, this is a HUGE dagger. Sweet. Description says... Strength stat large enough to weld one-handed? Perfect.

System: (It's way larger. Like double what you need. Please take the hint please take the hint and beef up other stats)

Jinwoo: I wonder if I can find another one...

System: (fuck, time to change tactics)

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Jinwoo: *kills another caster*

System: (ok here we go. Let's try a MAGIC dagger you need INTELLECT to use)

Jinwoo: ...oh, what's this? I can't use this junk. *sells it in the store*

System: (FACEPALMING)

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Warning: Not A Gamer

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someone kills him and you just hear the minecraft exp sound being spammed.

he is so cute 👍