pyrrhic---victory
pyrrhic---victory
Pyrric victory
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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i dont see what they're talking about
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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*sprinkles ibuprofen onto your dash like fish food*
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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I start all my posts and messages with “and” and “also” because thanks to ADHD I do not experience the linear progression of time and every thought leads into the next one it is an interconnected web of existence and you are all the mosquitos on which I feast
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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Lol
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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If you go on the internet and google how to dry out a drenched book, you'll find a forum where someone else asked the same question and was told to go fuck themselves and just google it.
If you go on the internet and confidently announce that the best way to dry out a drenched book is to dip it in alcohol and light it on fire, and nobody else has ever figured out a better way to dry out a book without damaging it. Argue about it with absolute confidence for long enough, and somebody will write you out a peer-reviewed 30 page tutorial with an essay section with 15 cited sources that offers you three different, separate, far superior methods on how to dry out a drenched book.
While the human desire to help one-another may wane or falter, you can always count on the righteous anger of someone witnessing a stranger being Wrong On The Internet.
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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the fact that welcome to the black parade was recorded in a haunted mansion called the paramour and they recorded it in the middle of the night in the ballroom and the bass player had to go live with a therapist and the lead singer would have night terrors of being strangled and the guitarist would see a woman in white walking the halls. who is doing it like my chemical romance. fucking no one
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all
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It was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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deep fryer HUNGRY feed it 20 POUND BAG OF ICE
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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god i love this place
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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Someone post friday again garfy baby
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day
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pyrrhic---victory · 3 years ago
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in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’
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