How do you escape the labyrinth of suffering? Straight and fast.
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someone could steal a firetruck and go to the busiest intersection in your city and blare the sirens in the middle of the road and refuse to move and there would be nothing you could do about it because firetrucks are impenetrable and immovable
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i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me
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Sensoria Fitness and Race Yourself enable Augmented Reality with Smart Garments and Google Glass…VIDEO
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Imagine that you show up in your favorite character’s universe, only for them to be missing. You ask the other characters about it, but they have never even heard of your favorite character. You soon realize that you’re supposed to play their role in the story/series…
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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
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When you find someone in all of the same fandoms as you
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"Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he’s ever laid eyes on."
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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
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