pyramidentourguide

[pyramidentourguide]

The Sympathizer (book) is so good. (Show is excellent too but not as good, honestly.) This bit, among many others, has me in fits:

"I had failed and the Auteur would make The Hamlet as he intended, with my countrymen serving merely as raw material for an epic about white men saving good yellow people from bad yellow people. I pitied the French for their naïveté in believing they had to visit a country in order to exploit it. Hollywood was much more efficient, imagining the countries it wanted to exploit. I was maddened by my helplessness before the Auteur's imaginination and machinations. His arrogance marked something new in the world, for this was the first war where the losers would write history instead of the victors, courtesy of the most efficient propaganda machine ever created."

[pyramidentourguide]

don’t worry you can trust THIS gofundme because it was vetted by a tumblr blog you’ve never heard of that is almost identical to the ones posting the ebegging link

[pyramidentourguide]

[pyramidentourguide]

كيف حاللك يسطا يارب تشاركلي وتساعدني يا زميلي

Hey guys, Sami Al-Khalili's family fundraiser was vetted by gazavetters, it's #21 on their list!

[pyramidentourguide]

[pyramidentourguide]

Valentines stickers!! Would u give these to ur valentine?

[pyramidentourguide]

ok so the gorge (2025) is schlocky and the script is a bit silly and a lot of the physics is very silly. but also it's super fun and anya taylor-joy is awesome and honestly miles teller eats this role up! i endorse releasing horror movies on valentines day, it's honestly a vibe. 3 stars :3

[pyramidentourguide]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[pyramidentourguide]

I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.

[pyramidentourguide]

can you tell that there's something bothering me

[pyramidentourguide]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[pyramidentourguide]

[pyramidentourguide]

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

[pyramidentourguide]

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.

[pyramidentourguide]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[pyramidentourguide]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[pyramidentourguide]

I don’t know what trans guy needs to hear this but please break up and cut off with that person trying to convince you not to transition. They don’t care about your happiness.

Go get that masculine hair cut. Change your wardrobe. Go on T. Get top and/or bottom surgery. Do what makes you happy, and don’t let anyone try to tell you their comfort matters more then your happiness.