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|| ohfuckno’s second, messier masterlist ||

heyo peeps!!! so, i “orphaned” (cuz there’s no option to actually orphan fics on tumblr, so i just removed them from my main masterlist) some fics from my main, and all of them can be found here (including the non-orphaned fics)! :))

Natasha Romanoff x Reader:

The Majestic Devils || ONGOING

You wake up in an underground obsidian cave in Hell with no memory whatsoever. Amongst the confusion of being in a new place with no recollection of who you are, a certain redhead, who happens to be the Queen of Hell, reveals some crucial information to you that will change how you view her forever.

{individual warnings for each chapter}

ONE - The Dummy’s Arrival

TWO – The First Conversation

THREE – An Unfortunate Encounter-ish

FOUR - Being Au Fait with Hell

FIVE – Two Awkward Idiots being Awkward

SIX - The Garden Talk

SEVEN -  Is Everything Okay?

EIGHT - Bring You Back

NINE - Creation of an Insurmountable Force from a Barren Womb

TEN - A New Fire

ELEVEN - The Last Battle

TWELVE - The Devil’s Homecoming

THIRTEEN - Nick’s Trial

FOURTEEN - Finding Middle Ground

FIFTEEN -

Experiment || FINISHED

A mission brings you back to your traumatic past, let’s see what happens.

violence, angst, a bit of fluff

Part-1 : Underground

Part-2 : Hey y/n!

Part-3 : Lab Hamster

Part-4 : EGS37

Tipsy Basketball || oneshot

fluffy –> tiny fight –> fluffy

Imprinted || oneshot

You and Nat have a day off and decide to hike to the waterfall, and BOOM, now you have 7 kids. FLUFF

Mannequin || oneshot

Natasha and you have a horrible fight, and break up after being together for four years. After the breakup, you both lost parts of yourself. ANGST

It Was Nice Knowing You || oneshot

You and Natasha have been together for two years. Two years of being together, and you break her heart in the worst way possible. IT IS RAINING ANGST IN THIS ONE

Only If She Knew || oneshot

You haven’t led the most righteous life, but will that lead to Nat having doubts about your relationship?? Why don’t you come and find out, huh?? Oh, and minor warning, it’s gon’ be ANGST.

Rotisserie Chicken || oneshot

Wade is visiting, Steve gets traumatised. FLUFF

Big Oof || oneshot

You’re a jock, she’s a nerd, what more can I say than I am bad at summaries. FLUFF FLOOF FLUFF!!

Times New Roman || oneshot

Nat is, well, acting, umm, kinda unusual- LIKE A DEMON!!! Also, you need a summary for 414 words?? JUST- just read it?? ???

Nat?? || oneshot

It’s your wedding day, and the most unexpected, random thing happens. 1674 words. FLUFF.

Nat being obsessed with kissing you || hcs

The Devils Universe:

These are set in the same general setting (hell au) and don’t affect the plot of The Majestic Devils :))

Never Gonna Get Over You || Carol Danvers x Reader || oneshot

You are the Ruler of Hell, and the Queen of Heaven, Carol Danvers has the hots for you, even though that bitch is in constant denial of her own horniness. Let’s see what happens at a certain gala. SMUT. 18+ ONLY.

Ruler of Hell!Reader shamelessly flirting with Queen of Heaven!Carol || hcs

The Avengers accidentally summoning you, the Ruler of Hell, on a game night || hcs/blurb

Wanda Maximoff x Reader:

Come With Us? || ONGOING

Wanda and you are retiring from the Avengers along with your mentor, Natasha, to go live on a secluded hill-top.

{individual warnings for each chapter}

Chapter-1

Chapter-2

Chapter-3

Wanda dating a touch starved Reader || hcs

Wanda falling in love with Civilian!Reader || hcs

Being in a sapphic skateboarders’ gang and dating emo!Wanda || hcs

Carol Danvers x Reader:

Hurtful Endings & New Beginnings: Part-1 // Part-2 || FINISHED

Carol has a crush on you, and is a gay mess, let’s see what happens.

a bit of drinking, rest is FLUFF

Go A Little Easy (On Me) || blurb || 400 souls celebration

alexithymia (n) the inability to express your feelings // basorexia (n); the overwhelming desire to kiss // akrasia (n) lack of self control

a bit of blood, a lot of fluff

Hoeing Around The Galaxy:

You’re an intergalactic outlaw, going around the galaxy, just having fun ;)……this is basically a fem!reader-insert smut series with different characters in each chapter.

Series Warnings - This is just…a whole lotta smut. They’re all just boning down in each chapter. Each chapter will have individual warnings. || 18+ ONLY

ONE - Sly Motherfucker || Carol Danvers X Reader

You go to the bar to collect the payment for one of your recent jobs, but when the middleman bails on you, and you end up finding some wayyyy better company.

Yelena Belova x Reader:

Cotton Candy || blurb || 400 souls celebration

3) first kiss // 7) Your friends walk in on your kissing but they don’t know about your relationship

Bobbi Morse x Reader:

Stay || oneshot || 400 souls celebration

Prompt - 2) Your child (goddaughter*) holds their hand instead of yours by mistake // Dystopian AU

Maria Hill x Reader:

Lost In You || blurb || 400 souls celebration

Prompts - basorexia (n); the overwhelming desire to kiss // sehnsucht (n): the inconsolable longing in the human heart for we know not what, a yearning for far, familiar, non- earthy land one can identify as one’s home // 27) They get hurt and you patch them up

Wade Wilson & Reader:

Being best-friends with Wade Wilson would include || hcs

Bollywood:

Saala Dard || Safeena x Reader (Gully Boy) || [english translation]

Unable to hide your feelings from her any longer….you finally tell her.

SMUT, fluff, cheating, angst….18+ ONLY

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Go A Little Easy (On Me) || Carol Danvers x Readers

List of BLM and racial inequality petitions to sign

A/N - this one was fun to write!! Let me know what y’all think!! this is a part of the 400 souls celebration (yes, i did a bit of rebranding with a name….”souls” is a bit more ominous, i would like to keep it that way)

Word count - 669 (noice)

Warnings - a bit of blood, a lot of fluff

Prompts - alexithymia (n) the inability to express your feelings // basorexia (n); the overwhelming desire to kiss // akrasia (n) lack of self control

“Miss Danvers, you’re late,” you said, not looking up from the car engine in front of you.

“Oh, c’mon, call me Carol,” she replied with a smile, “also, how’d you know it was me?”

Her question finally made you look up, “You think I don’t know what goes on in my garage?” you playfully tease, making her chuckle.

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Cotton Candy || Yelena Belova x Reader

Part of the 400 followers celebration!!

List of BLM and racial inequality petitions to sign

Word count - 452

Warnings - this is just….so soft

Prompts - 3) first kiss // 7) Your friends walk in on your kissing but they don’t know about your relationship 

Yelena had joined the team around a year ago, and other than Natasha, you were the one she felt the most comfortable with. You never walked on eggshells around her, and were surprisingly friendly. Not that the rest of the team was particularly hostile, but they didn’t offer her cotton candy, so, naturally, you were her favorite.

Over the last few months, Yelena became attached to you. She found herself daydreaming about how it would be like to hold your hand while stargazing. She wondered what was going on in your head when you listened to Thor animatedly telling stories with a curious sparkle in your eyes. She dreamt of how it would feel like to lazily lay in your arms on a Sunday afternoon.

And she was very much thrown off her rhythm by all of this. Yelena was not someone who went on picnics and made flower crowns. She was not someone who went out on cute coffee dates and then took a walk around the city. She was not someone who had playful food fights while baking at 2 am, with the person you love.

Or so she thought.

She wondered how you were so carefree and unapologetically yourself. It wasn’t like you didn’t have a rough past. But you still laughed heartily with your friends without a worry. You still danced in the kitchen to your own tune when you waited for your food. You still-

“Yelena!” a familiar voice broke her out of her thoughts as you walked over to her at the balcony, “have you seen Sam? I swear to god, I have so much stuff to do today, and I can’t find him anywhere, he was supposed…”

Your voice faded as her eyes glanced your lips, and she asked herself what was holding her back from being free.

From being with you.

From being herself.

“Shut up,” she said as if she was in deep thought, her eyes trained on your lips.

“Wha-“ before you could complete what you were saying, she pulled you in by the nape of your neck and crashed her lips to yours. Her other hand snaked around your shoulder after she felt you pull her closer by her waist.

When she pulled back, she was half expecting you to be surprised, but you just….looked really, really high. Was that a good thing?

“Hmm,” you smiled, hands still on her waist, “well, that’s one more thing I was hoping to do today,” you looked at her in pure adoration, and that made her heart flutter.

Yep, it was definitely a good thing.

“About damn time,” Sam mumbled as he walked away, shaking his head as he smiled, and pulling Thor along.

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Lost In You || Maria Hill X Reader

Part of the 400 followers celebration!! 

List of BLM and racial inequality petitions to sign

Word count - 926 (so much for trying to write a small blurb, huh?)

Warnings - a stab wound and a couple of gunshots

Prompts - basorexia (n); the overwhelming desire to kiss / sehnsucht (n): the inconsolable longing in the human heart for we know not what, a yearning for far, familiar, non- earthy land one can identify as one’s home / 27) They get hurt and you patch them up 

You were going over the mission debrief one last time, the quinjet being 10 minutes out from the drop site. After Coulson and General Talbot had ordered the strike on HYDRA, they made exponentially less appearances, and those too small bases here and there. 

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headcanons/blurb (?) for the Avengers accidentally summoning you, the Ruler of Hell, on a game night:

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Motivation finally struck me, and I’m loving it!!!!!!! It’s been actual months since I’ve written anything. Sooo, this may or may not end up being a series,,,,,,,but I think I am pretty sure there will be more parts.

Word count - 1056

Description/Warnings - so this is an AU,,,,and there is not much I can say without giving away the plot,,,,,,there’s a lot of fire, some possibly eerie stuff, some skeletons, and a little bit of being alone in vast nothingness. Enjoy!!

ONE - The Dummy’s Arrival 

You woke up slightly dizzy and sore, as if you had taken a long, long nap. Everything around you was really disorienting. You sat up and took your head into your hands, trying to remember how you got here. You were in a dream like haze, not being able to piece anything together. Come to think of it, you didn’t even seem have anything to piece together either. So you decided to go do a little exploration of the place.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Word count - 1092

Warnings - some swearing, some non-sexual choking,  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

|| ONE ||

TWO – The First Conversation

“WHAT?! How?! I- what? Why am I in hell?? What did I do?? I don’t even know why I’m being punished,” you exclaimed, now more confused than ever. “Well, that’s the thing. You’re not being punished. You are the punishment.” “Oh. Yeah, no, sure. That clears ALL my doubts, thank you very much,” you replied sarcastically.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Sooooooooo,,,,,this one is a bit shorter,,,,,,,but I did something (the notebook pics, you’ll know), just lemme know if it looks cool or not :))

Word count - 743

Warnings - idk dude,,,,,,,I’m confused,,,,,,,,it’s neither here nor there,,,,,,but a little sexy-ish at the end????????? I guess?????? Other than that, not much.

|| ONE || TWO ||

THREE – An Unfortunate Encounter-ish

You had a long first day in hell. After walking through a fire forest, meeting The Devil herself, getting thrown off by a force field, and a tiny incident which had you fearing for your life (even though objectively speaking you are as dead as one can be), you were now sitting on the bed of the room that Natasha said you’d be staying at.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Sleep is a lost cause,,,,,,so here’s the fourth chapter. Hope y’all enjoy!! Let me know how it was!!!

Word count - 1476

Warnings - none???? It’s pretty much fluffy fluff!!!!!

|| ONE || TWO || THREE ||

FOUR - Being Au Fait with Hell

When you went to sleep that night, it was dreamless and calm. You woke up with a strange feeling of warmth surrounding you. If you had to explain it, you’d say that it felt like the opposite of anxiety. You woke up to the sound of peacocks squawking, some other birds chirping, and the light rustling of trees. You kept your eyes closed as you curled up against the extra pillow. There were so many pillows. It was heavenly.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Okayyy, this one is a wee bit shorter,,,,,but I had fun writing it. Hope y’all enjoy!! Let me know how it was!!

Word count - 692

Warnings - none??

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR ||

FIVE - Two Awkward Idiots being Awkward

You realized how quickly your time in the library had passed today when you were informed that the Queen will be picking you from your room in an hour. You had been over-thinking about your dinner with Natasha for the past two and a half hours, so this was welcome news.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Word count - 1263

Warnings - getting a huge gash from a dog,,,,,,other than that, none.

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE ||

SIX – The Garden Talk

The next morning Natasha woke up feeling like shit. The morning wasn’t peaceful or calm. She recalled how last night went, let out a frustrated groan, and tried to go back to sleep. She did not want to be bothered by anyone today. She was in one of those moods where she didn’t even want to see anyone else. And while she was being all grumpy and moping, a knock on the door was the last thing she wanted.

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - I may or may not upload the few chapters at a slower rate (sorry peeps),,,,,I just gotta figure some details about the storyline before I write them,,,,,so, thanks for being patient and hanging around for so long!!! This is the longest thing I have ever written, and I’m honestly surprised that I’m still going through with it, instead of abandoning my WIPs like I usually do,,,,,okay, I’ll stop now. Enjoy!!!! 

Word count - 1345

Warnings - none

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX ||

SEVEN - Is Everything Okay?

Natasha was pulled out of her sleep by a series of knocks on her door. She got up groggily and walked up to the door, mumbling, “What is it with people knocking on my doors first thing in the mor- Oh, hey y/n. What are you doing here?”

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The Majestic Devil and the Tiny Human || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Hi y’all!!!! Lemme know how it was!!! I love feeling validated!!! Also, I tried to be a little better at the descriptions this time, and not just write bastard fucking sentences lol…and I know this has been kind of a slow burn, but it is what is fellas…..

Word count - 1185

Warnings - Fire, a lot of fire. Slight angst????

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX || SEVEN ||

EIGHT - Bring You Back

“Natasha, is everything okay?” “I have to tell you something.”

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The Majestic Devils || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - I gotta say, this is my favorite chapter so far. I fucking love it!!! Also, I just, straight up, did NOT w put much thought in the title,,,,,,,so just excuse that pls…

Word count - 1973

Warnings - Fire, glass daggers, stabbing someone, and being evil. This chapter is a memory, as the reader relives it. The next few chapters will be memories too.

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX || SEVEN || EIGHT ||

NINE -  Creation of an Insurmountable Force from a Barren Womb

A fire taking birth in the dark void. Starting as a small flame, ever growing then. Creation of an insurmountable force from a barren womb.

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The Majestic Devils || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Hey y’all!!! If you have any questions or even headcanons for this series, feel free to send in the asks, and I’ll answer them (while trying not to spoil the plot in the next chapters hehe).

Word count - 1543

Warnings - a teensy bit of fire

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX || SEVEN || EIGHT || NINE ||

TEN - A New Fire

It had been 8 years since you marched with a third of your whole army into war. Nick, being your right hand man, had been handling everything ever since you left. For the first 5 years he didn’t even question it. He knew how these things could be, he had witnessed them himself. In the next couple years, even though he willed himself to stay strong, he could sense his confidence in your return falter a bit. But that didn’t mean he could stop taking care of the realm. He couldn’t even send search parties. There was no point.

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The Majestic Devils || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - Let me know how it was peeps!! And if anyone has any question or wants to send in some hcs, you know where to find me!!

Word count - 2958

Warnings - This chapter has description of a battle, so it has a lot of blood and fire and burning and killing and stabbing and dead/dying demons in it. THIS HAS A LOT OF VIOLENCE IN IT.

Also, there’s smut. Rough sex, degradation, choking.

the character Riza is from Men In Black International, I’ll put a pic in there for reference if any of y’all need help imagining ;)

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX || SEVEN || EIGHT || NINE || TEN ||

ELEVEN - The Last Battle

In some dark corner of the harsh and unforgiving realm, hundreds of dimensions away from where Natasha has been sitting at your throne for a decade, you were fighting the last battle of this war; the last and perhaps the biggest battle. You had rounded up more than 200 rogue armies led by nine traitors and reduced them to nothing in the last 17 battles. This last one would lead you to the remaining three who had the largest armies and had decided to fight you from a single fort. Even though your soldiers were far outnumbered by theirs, not even half of how many you marched out with, you had your enemy right where you wanted them to be; all huddled up in one place, scared and unsure.

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The Majestic Devils || Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N - I know this took a LOT of time,,,but we have what we have when we have it, eh? Also, @anjali750​ ,,,,,,here, have your 12% for helping me out w it…. Let me know how it was, folks!!

HOW TO DONATE IF YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY

(DIRECT LINK TO THE YT VID) HOW TO DONATE IF YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY

The following document compiles BLM funds/petitions/actionables, including self-care resources and black-owned business to support!

BLACK LIVES FUCKING MATTER

Word count - 1477

Warnings- mentions of a stab wound, a wee bit of fire, and a quite a bit of angst.

|| ONE || TWO || THREE || FOUR || FIVE || SIX || SEVEN || EIGHT || NINE || TEN || ELEVEN ||

TWELVE - The Devil’s Homecoming

You travelled with the remainder of your army through the dimensions, finally reaching your home. The portal opened up, inviting and warm, and you stepped through. After decades spent in fighting and strategizing, bringing an end to coalition who chose to betray you, you were finally home. As you moved further towards your throne room, you couldn’t help but feel that something was…different. And not because some things might have changed here and there in the last 32 years; there was a change in the very fabric of this reality, a change holding major significance.

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