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growing up is realizing you can no longer listen to music at full volume and read fantasy books at the same time

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in honor of pride month, have a vent post screaming out into the void

I never had crushes growing up. I was raised catholic, and never knew same sex attraction existed. On the rare occassion someone had a crush on me, I'd start thinking about them and trying to 'like them back'.

When I was in middle school, i found out one of my classmates had a crush on me. The more I thought about it, the more I liked him. Cue the next 5 years of hell going into college, me trying to date more people but being fully checked out during any relationship defining moment or any sort of intimacy. For some reason, I have only felt attraction towards this one random ass dude I've known for 5 years going into college (and in college).

I can acknowledge that I find both genders attractive, but when it comes down to it... I don't want a relationship with anyone that I try to date. They can be perfectly my type and a bright green flag, yet still I can't stop checking out and wanting to leave. Anyone have any similar experiences? I know its not just 'oh the pain of dating' because I've been like this my entire life... any weird ass comments would be helpful y'all

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OvO

Him.

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HELP

I need to find the blumenshadow fic where there's art! And Essek is being hunted and spied on by Astrid and Wulf! And they all end up fighting the volstrucker over and getting caleb to join their polycule! I cANT FUCKINFFG FIND IT HELP

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what's sexier than getting distracted by your dear friend. exactly

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when ur bf is casting spells sexily

(btw, my comms are open! please reblog and signal boost?♥)

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This is a true polymorphed sheep dog who accidentally got sorcerer powers. I’m calling it now

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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Yeah so, I absolutely can not look at this one anymore so I’m just posting it and calling it finished.

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TFW everyone but you is religious and fall asleep at the same time

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what if we were soft wizard husbands and we danced on a beach

prints

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The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick…

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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

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I can't believe Chetney/Fearne/Deana actually happened. First legit cannon threesome.

Ship name: Fucking Wild.

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Caleb is the most shipable character in Critical Role