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"I'm a grown man trapped in a cat body... An my taste-buds are refined."

{cause salem needs attention} "I want a salmonburger please."

"Salem you had a salmonbuger not twenty minutes ago. Why can’t you just eat cat food like a normal cat?”

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"but I have you beat now."

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Salem shifted returning to his human for with a soft sigh,"I do become human normally when you and your dad isn't home, that way I can clean the house without it getting messy." He moved over to a wall in the living room before tapping it to open a secret compartment to grab a photo album. "This is easier then actually sharing memories..." 

"That’s stupid.  You should be a human.  I mean, don’t you like to be able to walk and do things for yourself.  And I’m sure I’d still feed you salmon if you were a human again."  The boy looked at the cat.  "Do you really have to ask that question?"

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"Yes, She actually broke my curse to... I just prefer being a cat cause you and your dad feed me salmon. Would you like to know what I know about Claudia?" 

"Wait, really?" the boy looked at the cat with solemn eyes.  "Mom must have been pretty bad ass then."

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"I wrote charmed Piper was based off your mom."

"So you wrote Charmed and Witches of East End too?" the boy chuckled.

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"What Writing was my only outlet... And everyone but you're mom were cruel to little ol' me."

"Right," the boy looked at the cat.

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"I'll have you know, you're anut didn't ask me to sell that story."

"Goodness.  And you’re name is Salem.  Too funny."

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"I'm an ex-human witch and a familiar... So yes I talk."

God, it’s so weird that you can talk.

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"Oh yeah right... I kind of got about that."

[He chuckled looking around since now everything felt sooo small.]

[John winced at the noise, watching with amixture of horror and fascination as the cat turned into a handsome young man.]

"How should I know what kind of guy you are?! I thought you were a cat for a good chunk of my life.”

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"You act like seeing a cat read is the craziest thing going on in this town."

Salem groaned as he looked at the other.

"I'll have you know that reading allows me to help with homework problems."

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"But, I demand love an attention... I am a human being I neeed affection." Salem whined as he looked at Claudia,"LOVE ME! Or i'll pee on everything and everyone you love."

"Salem, you can’t just talk to the human neighbors. Enough people in this town think this family is strange. We don’t need talking cat rumors to come out of the woodwork."

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"Your son told me not to talk to strangers... so... I told the new neighbors' that their lemon tree needs to drop lemons in our back yard."

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"Yeah she was... But some spells have weird side effects... I was a chick once..." 

[Salem eats a cookie he had in his pocket.]

"You're not a witch, Stiles so no... there's no prolonged life and stuff for you. I mean you could be a witch I know a spell that might do it but no not naturally."

"You should get on body positivist train, dude."  [ Raises his brows ] "Mom was supposed to get a lot older than she did, then. What about me? Do I get a semi-prolonged life?"