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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Aiden, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Aiden: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Aiden: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

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Cassie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Lukas, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Winslow, deadpanning at Lukas: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Winslow: So, what's for dinner?

Cassie, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Cassie: I'm very scary. Aiden: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Cassie: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Aiden: And small. Cassie:

Cassie: …Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Gill, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Lukas: Gill, sit down, tell us all about it. Aiden, would you get Gill some water? Aiden: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Winslow: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all 3 of them were today.

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Lukas: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Maya: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Nell: Maya, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Cassie?

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Stacy: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Lukas has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

Aiden: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?

Stacy: I knew you’d understand.

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Lukas: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Lukas is such a nice person, Lukas is so happy-go-lucky! Lukas can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Lukas CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Lukas IS be in a bad mood.

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Winslow: Christmas lights?

Lukas: Check.

Cassie: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Lukas: Check.

Maya: Santa suits?

Lukas: Check.

Gill: Shovel?

Lukas: Check.

Aiden: Alibi and bail money?

Lukas: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Stampy, handing a balloon to Winslow: I have no soul. Have a good day!

Winslow, walking off: I don't have one either.

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Lukas: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Aiden: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Aiden: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Maya: Damn, if people did that to each other, Lukas would've killed you years ago.

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Gill: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Lukas: You left me, Aiden, and Maya in the Endercon Comptition at 2am a day ago.

Gill: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Lukas: If I run and leap at Aiden, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Lukas, running towards Aiden: Coming in!

Aiden: No! I’m holding coffee!

Aiden: *Drops coffee and catches Lukas*

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Cassie: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Maya: Are you okay.