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Gill: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Maya's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Stampy: *running towards Cassie with open arms*

Cassie: *moves out of the way*

Stampy: Hey, why'd you move?!

Cassie: I thought you were going to attack me.

Stampy: I was going to hug you!

Cassie: Why would you hug me?

Stampy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Aiden: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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Stampy: How the hell are you still alive?

Cassie: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Had to remove some personal stuff about me in the Bio, cause the things I like and look up are as deranged As FUCK.

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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Aiden, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Aiden: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Aiden: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

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Cassie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Lukas, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Winslow, deadpanning at Lukas: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Winslow: So, what's for dinner?

Cassie, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Cassie: I'm very scary. Aiden: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Cassie: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Aiden: And small. Cassie:

Cassie: …Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Gill, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Lukas: Gill, sit down, tell us all about it. Aiden, would you get Gill some water? Aiden: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Winslow: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all 3 of them were today.

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Lukas: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Maya: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Nell: Maya, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Cassie?

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Stacy: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Lukas has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

Aiden: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?

Stacy: I knew you’d understand.

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Lukas: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Lukas is such a nice person, Lukas is so happy-go-lucky! Lukas can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Lukas CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Lukas IS be in a bad mood.

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Winslow: Christmas lights?

Lukas: Check.

Cassie: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Lukas: Check.

Maya: Santa suits?

Lukas: Check.

Gill: Shovel?

Lukas: Check.

Aiden: Alibi and bail money?

Lukas: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Stampy, handing a balloon to Winslow: I have no soul. Have a good day!

Winslow, walking off: I don't have one either.