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Sappy romantic Shadow and brainrot cringe Sonic

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I’ll admit I kinda phoned it in some places but It’s an actual MIRACLE I finished it. I NEVER finish comics, much less a colored one. So I’m happy with myself :]

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So we all know Sticks from Boom would immediately flip out upon meeting mainline Shadow, him being an alien who works alongside a government spy and a robot. But like, just imagine Shadow, who's been the victim of government abuse multiple times; had to fight aliens who wanted to take over the world; and deals Omega as well as robotic copies of himself on a regular basis; actually being the only one who actually agrees with all her conspiracy theories?

Sticks: The government is corrupt!

Shadow (remembering Maria and also all the very questionable missions he's been on): Oh most definitely

Sticks: Aliens will come and destroy us all!

Shadow: I know, I had to fight a whole comet of them once when they tried to take over the world

Sticks: The robot apocalypse is nigh!

Shadow (just had to stop Omega from leveling a city): Yeah probably

Shadow: ...

Shadow: Wanna see the secret prison island where the government kept me in cryosleep for fifty years?

Sticks: Very much (holds up boomerang) But FYI I don't trust you

Shadow: (pats gun) Oh I don't trust you either

Sticks: Finally a person of intelligence

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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To all shadows (probably the little too) since it's almost valentines day, what's your plans for your sonics (I bet sir lancelot already had plans for his king)

Hey y’all! Sorry for the late post but I loved making this part!

Paradox why were you considering it, hm? 🤨 tough talk for someone who apparently wouldn’t even consider it.

Don’t ask me if Lancelot and Arthur are dating they don’t know either

Also whoopsies!! There goes the lights!! I suppose that must be the end of the first day in this strange white room.. goodnight all Sonic’s and Shadows!

*Besotted

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Forgot to take my cleratin today /ref

Shadow probably thinks he’s dying lmao

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Just a Taste

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Yanimae (On Hiatus) on X

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Behold. The dumbest thing I have ever made.

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THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SONIC CHANNEL PUBLISHING BLATANT SONADOW FANART IM CRYING THEY DGAF ANYMORE

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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dead end

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Is anyone in the mood for some doomed yuri this fine evening?

-song is exquisite tension by You’ll Never Get to Heaven

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill