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I think I got all the important bits.

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The saddest part of Venom: The Last Dance was Venom knew it was his last dance. He knew one of them would have to die and that it would never be Eddie on his watch, so he did what he could. He stalled until he couldn't anymore and while he stalled he took Eddie on the adventure of a lifetime. He danced with Mrs. Chen, went on a road trip and was able to be the hero of the story. He knew he was going to die but by god if he wasn't going to live a little first. They were the Lethal Protector, and, in the end, Venom got to protect the human and planet he loved so very much.

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the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

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note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

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She's just trying to pay her student loans

(Source)

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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Redraw of a Will Graham drawing I did last year

Old version from 2023 ^

Painted with Corel Painter and Photoshop, on my Huion Kamvas pro 13 :)

Prints of this are available here

going to back to college soon.... kill me

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I was watching Dexter and another character was like super rude to him and my immediate thought was "Lady, you are so dead" but Dexter was like "I can't kill her just for being rude" and I think this is a perfect example of the way my brain belongs to Hannibal lmao

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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

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ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

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When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:

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i do feel sympathy for my parents because they often got called to school for meetings whenever i got a little too macabre. My special interests from second grade on were the Bubonic Plague and Vlad the Impaler so this happened as often as you might imagine,

so anyway my school made us go through Confirmation in seventh grade as 12 year olds, which is whack. It’s the Catholic sacrament wherein you retake the vows your guardians made on your behalf at your baptism. It signifies your transition to adulthood in the eyes of the church and God. So you should be, you know, an adult. All of my other friends did it between ages 16 & 20.

You can’t really commit in a genuine way when you’re 12 and the sacrament is written into your class curriculum as homework.

But I digress.

When you get confirmed, you choose a Catholic saint as your patron and learn everything about them and try to model yourself after their values and faith to follow their example.

You’re supposed to envision the sort of person you want to become in the church and look into saints with relevant patronages.

But I got in trouble because my teacher found me googling specifically which saints were martyred by Rome via “eaten by wild beasts” as my baseline criteria

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Weird shit I have said that I think Stiles would say 4

"I'm not a red flag, I told you what was wrong with me, I'm a caution sign at best"

"You're just a traffic cone of a human being"

"Color me fucking Confucius"

"Paranoia isn't paranoia if you're right"

"What in the H-e-double FUCK!?"

"Why is there no submissive and breedable emoji?"

"THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS" *Throws rock*

"There is undeniable sexual tension between his forehead and the business end of a shotgun"

(What is wrong with you?) "Alphabetically or chronologically?"

"Once I beat the chemical imbalance in my brain it's over for you bitches"

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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

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*Criminal Minds voice* the inevitable descent into his delusions should have had Bones managing to incapacitate him and Booth shooting him when they were “on the run”.

Babys first hated arc for Bones

I just finished s9 ep 4, the last bit of Pelant's story and I can't help but feel... disappointed. They were clearly leading up to something with Pelant wanting Brennan to be his endgame, and then we had Booth save the day.

And it's not that I'm mad about. That was sweet and all but I verbally out loud was yelling at my T.V. because this felt so underwhelming.

While I understand we were seeing more and more that Pelant wasn't who he thought he was, it felt SO cheap that Booth was able to just shoot him right there.

I think he could've had more story. We could've seen his downfall as he gave into delusions more. It was SO clear with the bone swapping and the whole plot of this episode that he could've ran off with Bones!!! I'm so upset that honestly he didn't run off.

I'm gonna use another longterm character. The Gravedigger.

She was also shot, but when SHE was killed I felt satisfied. That felt right in the story. Pelant being shot and killed did NOT. I'm so upset truly that it ended here.

It would've felt much more narratively satisfying to see Pelant running with Brennan thinking he WON, and slowly seeing him descend into madness and getting more sloppy, than Booth just shooting him and ending it here.

I am so mad!!!!! It shouldn't have been this!