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kintsugi

(no-kintsugi version under the cut)

so we hit 212 followers on monday (!!) and i was gonna get out something soon for that but then between when i went to bed monday night and this morning y'all rocked it up to 224 so uhh happy 224 instead i guess and thank y'all so much!! i'm glad y'all like my humble offerings lol

have another cody because i fear nobody is doing it like him

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even better: me making a deal with the pit-hag to get turned into an outsider in a fang gu game

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me going philo mutant on a fang gu script

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me when i’m the snake charmer and we executed the lleech yesterday

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me when i’m the engineer about to make legion

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me when i’m the politician who’s been doing nothing but cause problems for town for 4 days straight

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me when i’m the goon bluffing an ongoing info role

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me at the end of day 2 knowing i’m about to get summoned

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me about to say the mezepheles word in public

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

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ITS BINGO TIME

Coming right out of the gate with my first fill for @codywanfirstkissbingo, for the prompt bloody kiss!

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hey have you seen the general and the commander? they disappeared over an hour ago

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darling I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades at night when light is fading

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I've been having a codywan au running around my brain the last few days and I thought I'd share.

Let's imagine that Palpatine calculates his plan a bit differently and starts the Clone Wars about ten years earlier, just after the Naboo invasion. You end up with a young grieving Obi-Wan attempting to run a battalion and raise a precocious child at the same time.

Enter the 212th's competent, attractive Commander who is the only thing making Obi-Wan's life easier at the moment. Cody is a bit horrified at having a nine year old on their battle ship, but he does his best to help Obi-Wan create some structure and safety in Anakin's life. All of the clones enjoy having the little rascal around and are happy to watch Anakin while Cody and Obi-Wan do their evening paperwork. (If those paperwork sessions eventually become more like paperwork dates, well, no one's the wiser.) Anakin gets some sense of what healthy non-attached relationships look like through Cody and Obi-Wan's fumbling romance, so he doesn't end up eloping later in life. He's also relatively isolated from Palpatine's influence due to being stuck with Obi-Wan on the frontlines.

I'm sure that Anakin gets in several arguments with Obi-Wan and Cody about how useful he could be on the battlefield during the war if they just let him participate. I really enjoy the idea of Anakin yelling "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my dad! I've never had a dad!" at Cody.

Cody scratches the back of his neck and awkwardly says, "I don't have a dad either. Or a mom." And Anakin feels so bad that the clones didn't have a mom that he starts listening to Cody and Obi-Wan more often.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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