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seriously if you gotta get a part time job and can handle retail and interacting with people try working at a pet supplies store like petsmart or petco or the unnamed one i work at.

it’s amazing and most pet owners are amazing people and the ones that are grouchy and bitter aren’t that bad

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I officially work at a pet supplies store :))))

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if i ever do become a space lawyer i can guarantee y’all i’ll quote charlie day on the regular (replacing “bird law” with “space law”)

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Things I Learned From Sir Terry Pratchett And His Marvelous Worlds (A Necessary List)

The dogged determination and patience of one person to do what is Right and Necessary may not always win the day or even be noticed, but it will tip the balance just a little in the direction of good.

“[T]he innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

Help when you can, lift when you can, work as you can, but never be afraid to ask ‘will I get paid for this?’

Everyone’s got hidden depths.  Some people have beautiful hidden mountain glades filled with adorable doe-eyed bunnies.  Some people have black oubliettes filled with nightmares and worse. Endeavor to be the sort of person that has both sorts of depths as neighbors.  Plumb them with caution.

Find a place to call home, and know it so well you can tell what street you’re on by the feel of cobblestones through your boots.

You can always come home again, but that doesn’t mean you’re moving backwards.

There is never a bad time for a pun.

There’s also never really a good time for a pun.

You might as well just stay braced for a pun at all times, and ride them when they come with as much grace as you can manage.

The fact that you can replace ‘pun’ with ‘disaster’ in the last three rules says a lot about the human race.

Many people can survive absolutely anything as long as they know where their next meal is coming from. Others can not survive much, no matter how many meals they know about, and there’s no shame in that, nor admitting that, nor leaning on others to get there.

You can protect children and you can teach children, but never perfectly in either case.

You may not be able to change the world, but that doesn’t mean you have to stand for any sort of nonsense in your personal life.

Everybody has somebody.  It could be a friend, a lover, a spouse, a writing partner, or even That One Person You See At The Coffee Shop each day.  Sometimes they exist to comfort you.  Sometimes they exist to drive you absolutely mad.  Be open to either as a form of self-improvement.

Death comes to us all, but memory is long and time is tricky.  The end for you is, most likely, not really the end for everyone else.  

If you know the end, if you can see the end, there’s no need to be resigned.  Keep walking on cheerfully, whistling right up to the precipice, and let people remember you by the beautiful song you leave in the air.

Thank you, sir.  You will be missed.

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Don’t think of it as dying, said Death. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

RIP Terry, your incredible literary mind and wit will be sorely missed.

(via standingonthelaststar)

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W(olves) or maybe??? M(organ)

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my interests include putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold

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My dash just did this and I am laughing so hard

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Future goals: have a steady income that allows me to make weekly trips to Trader Joe’s

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Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times. (via j-august)

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black girls come in every shade: blackout💋

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I finally did an up do style today. I liked how it turned out.

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Vitiligo is beautiful. All it is, is built in war paint

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Sales of four species of giant snake have been banned by the federal government since 2012. Now a group of reptile owners wants that law overturned. However, the government’s standing in their way.

I wonder if USARK could have more success lobbying the fish and wildlife services rather than fighting the law directly. Because of their relative independence and freedom to pass rules it might be easier to have a rule overturning the rule instead of stopping the rule itself because Rules are near impossible to stop.

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I really think they're trying to take advantage of the infighting that happens in the reptile world. It's very tame on retiblr (or whatever the thing is) compared to Facebook or any number of reptile forums. Like look at some of the larger BOI threads -- that's like God Tier drama and mudslinging.

I feel I need to point something out about the Lacey act, just in case this is going through anyone’s mind.

It doesn’t matter if you do not keep, nor ever want to keep the species they are adding to the list. 

Even if you don’t care about the regulations of retics/anacondas/burms/etc. you still need to fight this with the rest of us.

They will not stop at just those species. They are adding species to the list that they say are dangerous to native wildlife. That is potentially EVERY species of reptile in the world. 

They have already proposed banning every species that falls under the categories of python, boa, and eunectes ((anacondas)) So if that ever passes guess what commonly kept species will be included on that.

Ball pythons

carpet pythons

boa constrictors

sand boas

everything

any species that they say falls under those categories.

So fight.

Donate to USARK and don’t take this lying down.

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the signs as lines from uptown funk

aries: don’t believe me, just watch

taurus: take a sip, sign a check

gemini: i’m too hot (hot damn)

cancer: stylin’ while liven’ it up in the city

leo: get the stretch!

virgo: don’t brag about it, come show me

libra: make a dragon wanna retire man

scorpio: bitch, say my name, you know who i am

sagittarius: if you’re sexy, then flaunt it

capricorn: smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

aquarius: gotta kiss myself i’m so pretty

pisces: fill my cup, put some liquor in it