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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

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Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

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You know the joke about how hot people never had to develope a personality cuz they’re hot? I feel like tiktok is the practical application of that joke

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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the real world is hell for bugs

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Bernadette Vielbig -  Garment for the Perpetually Insecure

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there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

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not to brag but the covid tester lady said I had the sexiest nasal cavity she’d ever seen and that she doesn’t even remember yours

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i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags

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Fucked up Christmas decorations

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my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

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having a cybertruck would be so funny. just a jackass riding around in my low-poly halo 1 warthog and spending an hour recharging it at the only tesla charging station in the area, which is still like 20+ miles from my house

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new ask game:

send me the numbers on the back of your credit card and a photo of the design on the front and I'll tell you which item on my Amazon wishlist it reminds me of!!!