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Gonna start putting my faves together as both best friends and possible lovers and nobody can stop me.

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Present Mic catches Aizawa and Tenko on the UA Sports Fest fan cam!

Is this how I bring back the Pro Hero Tenko AU? Uh, maybe.

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I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy

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puppydog eyes with murderous intent

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

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Bluesky blocking EU countries from using its site.

Twitter not showing art from NSFW accounts.

NSFW websites needing to go back on allowing payments to be sent to their users.

Mastercard, Visa, and Stripe running rampant with their fingers in every pie.

Literally NO NSFW artist, writer, musician, game dev, etc is gonna survive this censorship shit. It's imperative that people call and pressure these folks to revoke their decision. Most of us rely on our craft to live. Even if you're a squeaky clean creator and consumer, this censorship should worry you.

Please, I implore you--if you consume fanfics, fanart, or even create them--PLEASE call mastercard, Visa, Stripe, and your local congressman and get them to revoke their decision to censor adult content.

The link below has scripts, numbers, and everything you need to help us fight back. It's not just an American thing--it's currently happening nearly worldwide.

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@puppyguppy had me cry laughing in the server so I threw this together real quick.

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You're home.

Finally, finally, you're home.

And the only barrier left standing between you and imminent relaxation is your front door. It hadn't been a bad day, not by any means, but it'd been a long day. One that'd dragged, just like your feet against your tattered welcome mat.

You fumble around in your pockets for a few seconds in search of year keys, humming along to some disjointed song in year head; one you remember the beat of better than any of the words.

By the time you shove your key into the lock -- mentally? You're already eating dinner in bed. Warm, cozy, comfortable.

And blissfully unaware of the guy watching you, stalking you from across the street in the shadows.

Shouta rubs his palms along his thighs, as much as he can reach with his hands stuffed deep in his pockets, anyway. There's laughter ringing in his ear, a reminiscent, annoying echoe from an earlier conversation he'd had with his friend. 'You can't just walk up to them and call them beautiful, Shou! That's so boring! You gotta be original, ya dig? Do something different! Memorable!'

"Do something different."

The words are meant just for him, a personal little pep talk muffled by the yards and yards of special fabric wrapped around his neck. By now, you've made it up to your bedroom, and the flicker of your lamp catches his eye like the glint of a silverfish darting across a barracuda's path. He takes a deep breath, weaves his fingers up into his capture weapon, and takes the first, silent step towards your apartment.

He has a memory to make of you.

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the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

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It's hot.

And worse, it's humid.

Has been all week, but today seems worse, feels worse. Or maybe, you've just reached a breaking point. You've cracked all the available, untaped windows open, not that it's made much of a difference. The breeze is a tease; a barely there, if there at all, random rhythm of wind. Your underwear fused to your skin like an eighth layer of skin hours ago, your sweat serving more as a meat glue than anything else. And, despite just how wet you are everywhere else, dripping from your head down to your toes -- your mouth?

Parched.

Dry like a desert.

Tacky.

You've got a jug of water...somewhere. Surely lukewarm by now, if not even warmer. You know it's what your body needs, but it's not what your body wants. It's not what's going to get your damn ass back up off the ground and back to work. No, the only thing you can imagine calling to you with the strength of a thousand sirens right now is --

"Fuck, I could really go for a monster right now."

You're talking to the room, mostly.

Though your partner is nearby, suffering much more quietly than you are. Still, you expected to earn a chuckle or something from him. Instead, the drag of a zipper catches just enough of your attention, and you look, assuming he's actually still working, or grabbing a snack, maybe. But uh, no.

Nope.

His hands are not in his tool bag, or anywhere near it.

They're at his crotch.

Just below the sagging buckle of his unlatched belt.

"Uh," you attempt to swallow. "Rep?"

He arches an expectant, almost annoyed brow. And gestures down at his fly, undone.

Oh.

You meant the drink.

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All for One is annoyed that Tomura didn't make him a Kpop Demon boy band.

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ohhh we love a good “forced to torture your friend while undercover as a bad guy” don’t we

like. when you meet their eyes and you both know you have to do it and you have to do it well

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no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

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your dog hybrid boyfriend laps at the inside of your thighs whenever they want you to pull your underwear to the side for them, resting their cheek on the damp skin afterwards to give you an adorable puppy look.

they’re almost panting as your fingertips hook beneath the damp fabric to serve yourself up for them and they waste no time in bathing you in long, flattened licks of their tongue until their own precum is pooling on the floor at the their feet.

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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"Run Before You Walk"

The bkdk raptors are so excited when Shinsou finally stands! but now they have their work cut out for them...