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squishies for when you need a nap

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Realizing nothing in gender matters is fun because for a while I was frustrated with how I wanted to be a cute girl but I also had naturally really great beard growing genes. Like my beard grows in full and luxurious. And I thought what a waste that these two aspects of myself were at odds with each other. But actually hot women can have great beards so this is super sexy actually. You should love women with facial hair.

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Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

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This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

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Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

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Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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aaa man i could go for some hot cock and balls right now fuuck no nooo guys please stop reblogging i ment to write hot chocolate fuck dude

no god please no you cant do this to me no no. no no god ill do anything. oh god

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They just shut down the eShop too lmao

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pink puppycore stimboard

🐶 🐶 🐶 | 🤍 🤍 🤍 | 🐶 🐶 🐶

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I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

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Before i realized i was trans, ya know, I never feared i would be hated by a crush of mine.

but now, I can't see myself in a relationship with someone who isn't also trans. i just can't.

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Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said "I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country's monkeypox response" and he was RIGHT

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last night i dreamt that jerma streamed himself hiking in this beautiful glade and went exclusively by she/her pronouns during it, then back to he/him afterward. there was a lot of hype for the she/her hiking stream and everybody loved it

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Magic The Gathering

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable