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hey fellas has this been done yet

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So like a bunch of Connors in the Cyberlife tower, all deviated somehow, but don’t know what the fuck to do so they just

that

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The ‘Shark Tank’ investors reveal their investing secrets and most profitable deals.

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everyone: dang telltale we need TWAU season 2

telltale: NO NEED TO WORRY EVERYONE, WE HAVE TWD SEASON 3

everyone: that's cool but it's been almost 3 years since-

telltale: NEW GAME RELEASES FOR EVERYONE

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Some Quotes From my Art History Professor:

“Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit.  Literally.  Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”

“For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”

“You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets.  Now stop talking.”

“GOD I love flying buttresses.  They’re so melodramatic!”

“I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”.  That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude.  And not just because Greeley is Awful.”

“Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked.  Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job.  He should have been doing literally anything else.”

“Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”

“Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.” *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”

*whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing.  The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals.  Carvaggio was the BEST.”

“I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary.  Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”

“Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll.  The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art.  Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”

“Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”

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there were like no star wars vine compilations so i made one to fill that empty space

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i mean sure

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Flower gleam and glow

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me: i want to avoid these people

the universe: you will see each other and have a really awkward hello while you are in your pajamas

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“First, don’t be afraid of it. It’s just a thing. But know where your finger is all the time, and don’t put it on the trigger, unless you want to hurt somebody.”

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Summary of my choices in: A New Frontier

Clementine: do it

Me: why

Clementine: ya gotta

Me: *does it*

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The Purpose of Puppers.  Bonus sketch here More on Facebook

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The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

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Here’s a new tutorial. Grayscale painting.

Let us know if there are any other tutorials you’d like to see.

http://medibangpaint.com/en/