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this is Parker. he is as old as me and i love him to death.

old boy with an impressive scowl and a tempting boopable nose! $55.02!

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How much for Billy the big ol lump? (Dog 2 of 2)

billy!!!! one silly lumpy fella. $44 dollars normally, but half off if also purchased with penny

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How much for pretty little Penny? (dog 1 of 2)

the prettiest little penny ever seen!!! she looks like such a sweet girl <33

now on sale for $12.30 or one small kiss on the head

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ensemble roles are so often overlooked by people who only see the leads. :(

this sweet hearted supporting cast member deserves some love too!! $14.33

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This is Steve she hates old people

steve has a deep understanding of the fatal flaws elder generations have introduced to our world both society based and environmentally based and thus does not trust the oppressors who hold no regard for their younger counterparts

throw off your capitalist chains!! steve is free to all who need her!!

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ouppy broker!!!! :))))

she is screaming

reminder: if you send me "ouppy broker" in my asks ill post a pic of MY dog!! :)

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perhaps rate my thingy??!???

an eepy fellow, this little doggy is staring into my soul and judging. $11.11 or two fresh mangos

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is it really worth it

...what if i eat. just one

fresh boba for $5.99!!

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its boop day. boop the oup.

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how old is "puppy"? my friend has a dog that's like 5 years old but i have no idea if she's a puppy still. (she big)

puppy is forever. fresh out of the womb or aged and on the brink of death, all doggy is puppy if you love em enough

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This is the only time I've ever seen Rosabelle clean because she loves playing outside too much

she is a perfect ethereal floofy and angelic. very clean. get her before shes dirty!! $116.17

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ouppy broker :)

i am he!! send me "ouppy broker :)" for a picture of MY dog :D

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@kittybroker is dog??? is cat??? who knows!

this fella is kinda matching with me: inner self doesnt quite match the outside. we still accept them, though <33 $100.50

Cat software on dog hardware

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is that a fish

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this little... doggy?? kitty??? rodent???? is very very fluffy!! cover with water to reveal true form!! discount for moldy condition: was $10.99, now just three pennies!!!

my pet mold spore

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puppy is biding its time... some day... some day soon it will overthrow the king...

for now, book a ride for $25.25

Cat has a private chauffeur

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The final of the doggies in my house. This is our old, sad, moldy lady.

old wise moldy lady will impart her wisdom for $11.99 or whatever food youve got in your back pocket