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this oppressive southern weather is terrible for boys like me who only want one thing: to dress like a dripped out politburo member in the middle of a strong soviet winter
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having one final giggle before closing my eyes and yanking the steering wheel to the left
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This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.
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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'
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Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
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seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know
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I love villains that are the reverse of the idea that the absence of love makes you evil. Villains that love to the point of paranoia and obsession. Villains whose love for someone corrupts them. Love being used for awful, evil things. Using love to justify horrific actions. Anything that breaks down the toxic idea that people who don’t feel love are monsters and those who feel love are always pure and heroic and morally right.
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I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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32 year old man posting a picture of himself with bedhead attached to the comment "My hair is so anime today" and in the corner of his room caught by the mirrors reflection you can see an emaciated old man hanging by pig iron chains from his wall with a puddle of filth beneath him
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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:
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