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Naruto Fans:Rasa is that damn son of a b***h who tried to kill his son six times and even made his life a living hell,also tried to attack konoha.
Also Naruto Fans:Madara is so cool,he fought and killed dozens of thousands of people and was the mastermind who planned obito's fall into darkness.I love him soooo much.
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Well... i finished to watch the first 50 episodes and i can say only this:
"I can’t watch Boruto.
And I’m never going to be able to. First: the fact that the academy children are chunin level. It doesn’t make their power ups interesting and you aren’t surprised by anything they do. Defeating jounin level ninjas with one blow as an academy student is unheard of and quite frankly it doesn’t make anything worthwhile. It sucks seeing people praise that the new generation is surpassing the old one so quickly, so soon, so young. What is there to be proud of in that? I don’t really understand how you could praise the fact that children are this powerful due to heritage. It’s basically cheating. It’s the equivalent of why everyone disliked Sasuke due to his literal genes. Everyone who goes after him always comments how lucky he was to be born a Uchiha. He was legendary for his genes alone but that isn’t what made him a Godly ninja. He trained himself to become that strong, he was just luckily gifted with Uchiha genes, but Sasuke still trained his body to endure different change in chakra natures and learned taijutsu and adapted to different fighting styles and combat.
Boruto is using three different chakra natures when a jounin has been said to only adapt to two? The idiocy. It’s ridiculous. It’s not even about outshining the old generation anymore it’s about making the old generation look as kitten and incompetent as possible now.
People are starting to say that Boruto’s team would pass the Bell Test with flying colors in this day and age–do any of you realize that Bell Test was revolutionary for not only team work but hard work? kitten would it look like having these twelve year olds basically slit their sensei’s neck to retrieve bells in this day and age? The old Naruto had feeling because they worked hard for every achievement and teamwork aside, they used what little knowledge and training they had. The Next Generation kids seem to be able to snap their fingers and hurricanes and tsnuamis happen. A child that’s half a Hyuuga can use a gentle fist better than his own mother at her age and she’s full blooded Hyuuga. Also on top of that let’s not forget that Boruto hasn’t trained for that technique, he’s just gifted, as they say. They are comparing the Jougan to Naruto’s Kyuubi–what even? First of all a jinchuuriki and special prowess are not and never will be in the same realm.
This show continues to anger me as it goes on. It’s utter trash. Also not to mention the villains are weak minded as hell. Everything is being rehashed and in the worst possible way, too. It’s not interesting, there are no build ups only cliff hangers because they manage to work you up for an entire episode of just dialogue only just when things are about to somewhat hold your attention the episode ends (I see they are taking points from DBZ with that set up) but it makes the fights less anticipated and worthwhile
Second: Naruto and Orochimaru are friends now???? Wtf??! Oh yes, wait, Orochimaru has helped him during the 4th ninja war so he is justified or not?? Ok let's see:
Yeah it's not like Orochimaru did anything wrong in the first place.
-Perform illegal experiments on people
-Became a missing-nin (S rank criminal)
-Killed the Third Hokage
-Attempted to kill Tsunade when she was a candidate to become the Fifth Hokage.
-Killed the Fourth Kazekage (Gaara's father even if he was an a*hole)
-Invaded Konoha.
-Threatened Tsunade that he will destroy the leaf village.
-Joined Akatsuki.
In the end all he got from Naruto was a pat on the back and some talk no jutsu and he was pardoned from all of his crimes. Now he's still performing the same illegal experiments on children UNDER the new Hokage's orders. Great job Naruto Hokage of the year folks 💀💀🙄🙄
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sasori and chiyo through their common experience of losing family members and getting grinded through the sunan military machine, ending up being directly and indirectly responsible for virtually everything bad we know happening to suna is so funny to me they're truly grandson and grandmother <3
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Don't give me crackship fic ideas like this. I've already got enough crackship fics in the works. I can't divide my attention any further.
My friends destroyed my block of one year by getting my wholly invested in a crack ship where I basically get to decide what I want the personalities to be by narrative thrust, and have opted for giving Sabaku no Rasa the biggest heap of daddy issues known to man.
So hey. Bless. More news at Eleven.
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I dont think there's ever actually any confirmation on what Rasa [fourth kazekages] relationship was like with his other children, cause thinking on it i dont remember any commentary from the other sand siblings on what their relationship was like with their dad.
certainly they don't seem too aggrieved that hes gone, but at the same time thats because originally the fourth kazekages death was a complete afterthought. relevant only in the sense it was an out from further suna konoha conflict, and by the time the sand siblings showed up again other things were more important/relevant to the story. when rasa showed up as an edo tensai could have presented that opportunity of learning what those relations were like, but rasa showing up again is solely for the gaara therapy hours so he can get some closure. in that moment rasa might as well not have had any other children and gaara might as well not have had any other siblings.
not that i think rasa being a shit dad to his other kids is unreasonable fanon [cause that is technically what it is with the main story being reluctant to comment any which way], as interesting as I find the man he is much like chiyo a cock, cause everyone in suna projects as much asshole energy outwards as possible. and his handling of gaara as a human being was deplorable, even if it also highlights the very real and unaddressed problems of the shinobi world and its values where human individuality, liberty and rights are sacrificed in the name of village prosperity and nation statehood [as opposed to just him being a cock].
but by that same token, I think all thats really confirmed about how he treated the other sand siblings is that he kept gaara forcibly separated from them. and if you separate gaara from the fandom woobification of him and think about it from the perspective of a military nation states leader it makes sense to keep your dangerous ticking timebomb unstable murder weapon away from the easily breakable children that represent the villages chances of future success. I'd almost call it good parenting even [bar that gaara is also his kid] to keep the children away from the unstable murder weapon that keeps accidentally maiming anyone it gets close to.
but i think a lot of that is kinda irrelevant to the actual discussion fandom seems interested in on this matter, because I don't think most people headcannon rasa as a bad father to temari and kankuro based on the patterns of his characters behaviour. I think most people do it out of this idea of "sand sibling solidarity". gaara's the baby woobie of the naruto fandom [its most widely accepted one anyways], and the sand sibling dynamic is a popular one. so its cathartic to blame any of their earlier problems/dysfunction and distaste for gaara on the big ol mean rasa/fourth kazekage.
and I think thats entirely too lame, cause it turns the sand siblings and their dynamic into temari and kankuro being gaaras generic yes men. a problem that does kinda intrinsically infect the original work mind, given that after the chunin exams the sand siblings disappear up until the sasuke retrieval missions ending at which point they're all suddenly buddy buddy with each other. but thats something that was a consequence of time and narrative flow, keeping the story focused and all. but fanfiction offers the opportunity to flesh these things out, and theres some real interesting ground in how the sand siblings transition from being completely fucking terrified [for fairly understandable and reasonable reasons] of gaara to being his pillars of support as kazekage following the [partial] failure of konoha crush. reducing it to rasa being the evil bad man who kept them separated when they actually wanted to be gaaras friends all along, is such a waste though.
anyways, feel free to crucify me now for being mean about the writing around the sand siblings.
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All for One: Why was killing a hero so easy for me but so hard for you?
Shigaraki: You have no eyes and don’t know how hot they are.
All for One: Are they hot? I mean, I know All Might is, but the others?
Shigaraki: Every goddamn one of them.
All for One: Holy shit. Tell me.
Shigaraki: Eraserhead has that hot rugged hobo vibe. Edgeshot looks like a Bratz doll that can fight. Hawks is a blonde supermodel with wings. Endeavor is built like a renaissance statue and has teal eyes. Miruko looks like she crushes boulders with her thighs. Midnight is a dominatrix with a huge rack. Best Jeanist is lean and pretty under all that denim. Snipe is a hot cowboy with guns. Gang Orca is like a sexy wall I would like to crush me.
All for One: Wow.
Shigaraki: Now you see why it’s hard to fight them?!
All for One: I need to get me some eyes.
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The mansplain, manslaughter, malewife men from Naruto :)
Minato
Itachi
Kakashi
Yamato
Hashirama
lmk if there's others i wanna add more :D
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I had to draw this meme ✨
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oh shit, its those two guys from naruto!
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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Fistbumps between husbands
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i cannot help myself that motoi and killer b is such... a good ship.. they have so much potential 😔
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the fact that she managed that apology without cringing now that's character growth @doubleboubbletrouble
part 1
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you really don't have time for 1 more challenge? ;^;
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neji and naruto request ~~
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