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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
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at least i dont watch anime
everyone reblogging this is an anime blog i hate all of you
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when you spend hours on your school work and still get it wrong
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remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
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Me: maybe today’s gonna be ok
Someone*: *says something mildly shitty*
Me:
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to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
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[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]
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