punmasterkentparson
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Check Please! content, cats, hockey memes. Assorted fanfic by yours truly (mostly Patater). About me: American (30s), trans man, autistic, addicted to rescuing feral cats.
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punmasterkentparson · 8 months ago
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this man was fully about to say i love you barely a month after their first kiss. he is insane.
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punmasterkentparson · 8 months ago
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number one sees an opening, he lines up the shot...
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@notallthosewhowander jack: backhand forehand backhand aaand that’s a slapshot— redirected on smith’s blade— goes in glove side! *shoves peas into laughing toddler’s mouth* (x)
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punmasterkentparson · 8 months ago
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The student protests for Palestine have been an amazing show of solidarity and support and seeing thr way that so many young people are willing to stand up for their values is admirable when so many others stay silent. But this is all to say that we are entering a pattern of glorifying these white “martyrs” from the global west to put all of this effort and resources and media coverage into instead of the actual cause they are fighting for.
I saw the same thing happen with Aaron Bushnell, when his self immolation was being talked about more than the actual genocide in Gaza (which went against everything he said he was self immolating for in the first place).
And again this happened with the prisoner from the US who worked 136 hours just to be able to donate his $17 check to Palestine aid efforts. In response to this, people wanted to help him and ended up raising over $100,000 in a gofundme for him. This feels almost satirical, as every gofundme to help Gazans evacuate Palestine and get to safety has a goal of less than $100,000 and most of them are not even close to reaching it.
And now, there are more and more posts on how to get aid to the college student encampments, and the “urgency” of getting enough bail funds for the students who have been arrested during them. Talking about Palestine itself and getting resources to Palestine has almost been put on the back burner in favour of making all Palestine related news about college students in the United States.
It think it is valuable to recognise the selflessness and importance of these protests, and getting these students resources but what is MORE important, and what these people are truly fighting for, and protesting, and make a statement about is PALESTINE. We have unsurprisingly reached the point where there are people who care much more about the white people fighting for the cause from the comfort of living in the global west than they care about the Palestinians undergoing a genocide in Gaza. It’s become almost blatant racism, the way people begin to drop everything the second a white/usamerican person does something in regards to helping Palestine, but will not put the same effort into a Palestinian IN Gaza who is telling their story or asking for help. I respect anyone who has done absolutely anything to help Palestine, but I hope people are starting to see the pattern of how the media gravitates towards the “white saviour/perfect martyr” instead of the first hand accounts coming from those in Gaza.
Anyway FIND A GOFUNDME AND DONATE TO HELP FAMILIES IN GAZA ESCAPE GENOCIDE
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punmasterkentparson · 8 months ago
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I know I know… Bitty would have loved Cowboy Carter. But also. Maybe. Bitty would have LOVED Chappell Roan. Just like. Okay. Picture him teaching the Falconers “Hot to Go” for a tiktok. Tater would be getting all the letters wrong but with such enthusiasm. Jack would be trying to make the best G with his arms. Picture it.
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punmasterkentparson · 8 months ago
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I feel I should specify when I talk about the vast majority of Israelis supporting this genocide it's not to call for violence of them or even to demonise them. It's to call attention to Israel having a genocidal education system which dehumanises Palestinians from the moment Israelis start school. Ilan Pappé did a study in 1994 of the Israeli education system and raised the alarm that it would raise a generation who are even worse than those who first colonised Palestine in 1948. We're seeing the truth of that now.
I raise this point because we're seeing this attempt by politicians and the media to claim that it's just Netanyahu who is to blame for this genocide and not a systematic problem that requires boycotting, divestments and sanctions to push them to correct. This lie is being pushed because they do not want to change the status quo which allows for Israel to steal Palestinian land and homes and keep Palestinians under military occupation.
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punmasterkentparson · 1 year ago
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punmasterkentparson · 1 year ago
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I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others
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punmasterkentparson · 1 year ago
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my suggestion: the freshmen after hops, louis and bully are called “ribbits”
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punmasterkentparson · 1 year ago
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punmasterkentparson · 1 year ago
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choose your fighter
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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Ngl I’m getting big Check Please vibes from the old hockey rink nearby, with their little community college being BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS???? back in the day.
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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Check Please bitches will see any post containing the words “hockey”, “pie”, “thesis”, “ghosts”, “goalie”, “haus”, or “frogs”, black out, and when they come to, the reblog button is green
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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The art of pie: before & after
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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pb&j!
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.
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punmasterkentparson · 2 years ago
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