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winter wishes 🏠🌲🧦✨ | prints

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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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this combination is so good it should be illegal

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please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

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I think if gorillas knew how to grill food they'd be better than us at it tbh. Orangutans would make better fruit salad etc

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being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going "i'm absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan's horrible critter emulsification atrocities" and "i'm really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan's behavior but still disappointed" in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he's integral to internet culture and he's being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up "hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrls into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he's still a multi-millionaire" but nothing really happens other than that

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nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

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”it hurts.”

wanted to redraw one of my fave fma pages………

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fullmetal boys  

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Life has many doors, Ed-boy

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trying to figure out how to draw side profiles 😭