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Dragon Ball Question:

Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. I get that.

But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?

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sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

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I love squid

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i know every bug. btw

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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent