punk-aziraphale
...non human gays and such...
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Brencis. trans. 31. He/Him. (They/Them is okay too) Multi fandom. Currently mostly Moomin, Good Omens, and The Witcher (TV). Also personal + cute animals. my fic tag
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punk-aziraphale · 23 hours ago
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oh u can have this post i don’t want it
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punk-aziraphale · 24 hours ago
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why wear a huge ass overcoat when you can just hold your crush's hand? [ids in alt]
kinda wanna make the last panel a standee lol
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punk-aziraphale · 3 days ago
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Sp…..spirk…………spi..rk…….
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punk-aziraphale · 6 days ago
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Prr Omens or Kitty Omens? 🐱
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punk-aziraphale · 7 days ago
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do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
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punk-aziraphale · 7 days ago
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the inner mechanisms of the captain's mind are an enigma...
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punk-aziraphale · 10 days ago
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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
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punk-aziraphale · 12 days ago
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Reminds me of a story I heard about a family that adopted a cat because their young son wanted one. Neither of the parents had ever had or interacted much with a cat before but we're perfectly happy to get a family cat and they all ended up loving it. But they got worried cause the cat was "making strange noises" that they didn't know how to describe and they were worried because they all loved this cat SO MUCH. So the vet said "okay bring it in we can see what's up". They bring the cat in and everything looks fine. As the vet is suggesting maybe a recording or something, while giving the cat scritchies, the cat starts to purr.
"that's it! That's the noise!" They say and the vet pauses for a minute before laughing and saying "oh I forgot you said you'd never interacted with cats before! That's purring! Your cat purrs because it's as happy to be with you as you are to have it!"
It's one of my absolute favorite stories about people who've never heard a cat purr before.
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“My gf who has somehow never petted a cat before described purring”
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punk-aziraphale · 12 days ago
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Tis the season
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punk-aziraphale · 16 days ago
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punk-aziraphale · 17 days ago
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punk-aziraphale · 17 days ago
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As someone with a pretty bad rosemary allergy it's actually kinda funny how many different ways this "soap" could kill me 🙂
I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
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I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
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Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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punk-aziraphale · 18 days ago
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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
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punk-aziraphale · 18 days ago
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Círdan, the Shipwright
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punk-aziraphale · 18 days ago
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it’s the way that aragorn introduced his lifelong friend to a mutual and ended up becoming a third wheel on his own quest to save middle earth. like bro was covered in dirt trying to sleep for an hour while the dwarf n elf were giggling n flirting on their bedrolls forced to witness an enemies to friends to lovers fic in real time
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punk-aziraphale · 19 days ago
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First Post!
I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.
So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.
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punk-aziraphale · 21 days ago
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Submission from ImTooTiredForThis
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