Brencis. trans. 30s. He/Him. (They/Them is okay too) This is my main, I have many sideblogs. Neil Gaiman can eat shit and die ✌️
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Having a boyfriend is literally free
#literally though having a partner is just free entertainment#i guess its not free TECHNICALLY. because the price is my love and affection#but im filthy rich in love and affection
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I'm gonna give him my chronic joint pain too. Little fucker deserves it.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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#the roleplay one#thats honestly how i get 100% of the chores i can manage to do done#unfortunately i have a few other obstacles in the chronic illness department but y'know
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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
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as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge
#CHUCK I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!!#my character who i havent played yet is the literal antithesis of this trope#he had the absolute happiest and most loved childhood#his parents are happy and in love and adore their weird druid son whose obsessed with tomatoes#he only leaves his small village because he wants to find true love like what his parents have and he's not found anyone in his town#tons of friends but he hasnt felt romantic with any of them#he's the most friend shaped bug bear that has ever existed#his motivation is ''i love my friends''
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tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.
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Tag what flavor you think they would be
Submitted by: anon
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The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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give elrond a break challenge failed
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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes
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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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