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my friends haven't noticed that i've been quoting hamlet all night
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most recent pokemon horizons episode is golden. is this how you sit a sharpedo down. it is stabbed into the earth.
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According to internal Rare documents shared by Donkey Kong Country designer Gregg Mayles, the name originally envisioned for Donkey Kong Country was DONKEY KONG'S™ MONKEY MAYHEM™.
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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit
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It’s all inevitable and all his fault
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Is Alear's body hair also half red and half blue?
dragons don't have hair outside their scalp and that is actually why they are weak to ice type moves
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x07 - “Sorbet”
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did i show you guys the cuck chair in my stairwell
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“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. Twelfth Doctor, who rode a tank in to do battle in a medieval arena while absolutely fucking shredding on the electric guitar in sunglasses, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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small but mighty...
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