punchsomeoneforme-willyou · 15 hours ago
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Andrew is hardwired by nature to have henchmen. He’s that stony-faced don at the back of the club whose underlings stop and frisk anyone who tries to approach. Nicky and Renee handle his communications; Aaron and Kevin follow wherever he goes. Even Neil has to tag along and carry his knives when he goes to shake down his brother's girlfriend. It's like, 'Yes, you are my arm candy and soulmate, but you will also be required to assume henchman duties at various times and without notice'.
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punchsomeoneforme-willyou · 15 hours ago
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kevin is a technical player bc he likes having control over his game the way he never had over his own life. he likes knowing that he’s the best bc he earned it, likes knowing his skill is something no one can take away from him. not even riko
neil is an instinctive player bc he’s been living his whole life off of instincts; he knows when to run, when to duck, when to lie, how to spot weaknesses and exits all in a split second. it’s only natural he plays his game like this too
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punchsomeoneforme-willyou · 15 hours ago
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It’s not the best choiiiiice…
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punchsomeoneforme-willyou · 15 hours ago
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remember when augustine told mercymorn “my bones will rest easy next to your bones” and then they didn’t. mercymorn erupted and augustine was dragged to hell. they hated each other to the last but even in death they couldn’t use that as a comfort
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Neil asking Andrew to shut down the goal during the game with the Bearcats, Andrew saying he won't do it for free, Neil promising him anything in a desperate bid.
Andrew immediately begins kicking ass going above and beyond to make sure the Bearcats don't score.
I wonder what he originally wanted from Neil that made him play so hard. Like my dude, Andrew, buddy, were you gonna make him promise to never wear jorts again?? What was it, what made that man become an exy god??? WHAT WAS HE GONNA ASK FOR????
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And just like that, the feed returns to normal, as if the BooooOoooooping never happened. Was it a dream? Just a fevered Hallooween delusion? I guess we'll never know....
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A quick painting of a tidy domestic scene- if you are a witch.
It’s up in Redbubble, and Teepublic if you’d like to wear it or buy it on stationary etc, and sales go to support a broke lesbian art student.
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Welcome to Tumblr, we *smack* are a normal *smack* social media blogging *smack smack smack* website.
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Okay watching Something Blue *again* because it has a very important uplifting antidepressing effect on me-- but is Spike/Buffy decaying my brain OR is the setup for this episode actually honest to god WEIRD? Like on the surface it's just teehee these two hate each other, what if they got all mushy & kissy schmissy for laughs. But then why are their interactions before this so sexually charged?!! Why comment on flacidity in the bath and have them sit in tense silence while Buffy gently feeds Spike sucking his lil straw? Spitting in each others' faces etc Buffy horndogging for a good slay, Spike wanting to do visceral things to Buffy's body (finding your body for weeks? Wtf kind of bizarre imagery you freek?). Wouldn't the comedic contrast be greater without the flirty energy?? I just think in hindsight these are weird choices. I think...... they fancy each other............. (and more)
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once again thinking about the fact that harrowhark nonagesimus is a five-foot-nothing necrophiliac dweeb ass nun. she is soggy and bleeding and does not sleep enough. for most of htn she has about 3/4 of a functioning brain. she looks at everyone like she's worked out how to kill them. her entire life is consumed by an all-encompassing grief and guilt that isn't even hers. she's got a mean sense of humor and pockets full of dubiously sourced teeth. and every eligible bachelorette in the nine houses would fling themselves into the sun for her hand in marriage.
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Witch Wangxian designs together 笙。 (as they should be)
(below cut of how exactly wwx was able to get his bf into a crop top ;) )
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Trick or treat! 🥰
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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
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“gideon the ninth…are you used to a heavier sword?”
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“One Flesh, One End”
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