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based sebastian?

got a funny voiceline thrown at me and I took it like bait lmaaoo

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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How does Frequent.Squidsisters on instragram cook EVERY SINGLE TIME?!!?!?!

"Oh yeah, you think Callie is cute and pretty? Guess what bitch, BAM! Put her in a crop top with a nice green coat, jeans and a large belt, you bitchhh!"

You can even see a tiny bit of the octopus tattoo holy fuck.

Im going feral here. I'm losing my marbles. I'm jumping up and down. I'm going bananas. I'm giggling and swooning.

....I love her.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

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i have done nothing but watch this clip for 5 hours. he becomes pants. why is he pants.

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my favorite part about this is that this is more of an explanation than we ever got canonically

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Quite bizarre.

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made him even more of a soggy cat

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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Words of endearment

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She does NOT look like a nine year old.

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sorry based on: you too