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#CNNMemeWar

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Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

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A big part of becoming an adult is realizing nobody gives a crap if you wear the same pants two (or more) days in a row.

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Missing the ball on Rocket league

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Pouring water into an ice tray and then transferring it to the freezer uses way more mental stress than it should

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Culture is just a global version of all that weird shit your family does that you don’t realise is weird because you assume everyone’s family does that.

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Possibly why I enjoyed school..

Students who take part in extended music classes are happier at school in almost every area, including classes and activities that have no relation to music. Source

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Given the average lifespan of a person and the average lifespan of a fish, does a person spend more time swimming under water than the average fish?

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I’m deleting twitter

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I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

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urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

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