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And when it happens we will all have to prepare ourselves for the worst opinions known to man coming out of the woodworks.
#the walten files#I still remember the one person who said Edd and Molly were partially to blame for the crash
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I enjoy Felix Kranken as a character, because he is by far the most nuanced in the series. He’s both sympathetic and completely unforgivable. He did everything out of fear and drunken half lucidity, but he handled it so horribly that his actions are unredeemable.
It’s one thing I think the fandom gets wrong - they understand his confliction, but they try to act like his drunken fear was an excuse. It was not an excuse, it was an explanation. It in no way clears his crimes and never will, but it is a valid and honest answer to why he did what he did.
People forget too often than an answer ≠ an excuse.
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"I don't think felix is the shadow man 🤷 he may have killed two kids but he's not outright evil."
-a person from reddit
#the walten files#tw child murder#tw death#tw murder#there are legit TEARS coming from my eyes#I understand what they're trying to say but MAN#also no harassing they have good intent
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Hot Take (aka I haven’t seen anyone mention this): There was no reason to not reveal Charles’s last name for that long. It’s not like he shares the last name with any pre-established character it’s just a random last name.
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So true
charles brook……transgender……..man……. I AM NORMAL CHAT LET ME COOK LET ME COOK PLEWSEE LET ME COOK

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This could be a bittersweet AU idea. Also the fact that they both died on the 14th of July certainly adds something to it.
Omg… I had a realization…
I think I saw something somewhere that said that Bon doesn’t really pay attention to Billy and often forgets their name, and one of the names he calls Billy is “Lily”, since they sound so similar…
Lily is Charles’s daughter,
Boozoo is really close to Billy…
And Charles possesses the Boozoo animatronic…
This probably makes zero sense but imagine Charles, while possessing Boozoo, taking care of the Billy animatronic because he’s so desperate to care for his daughter as a purpose to keep going, but can’t actually get close to his daughter any more so he settles for taking care of a character she’s been compared to.
And then, years later when Ashley is shoved and eventually possesses the Billy animatronic, Charles/Boozoo just doubles down on the above and goes into extra protective care mode… :’(
#charles brook#the walten files#ashley parks#Not if you don’t mind#I need to scream and cry and shout about this idea
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I'm thinking about how Charles saw the Waltens as family. And that he wasn't invited to the funeral because it was family only. The uh...the feeling wasn't mutual ig.
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anyone else find it kind of disturbing that i can’t report someone’s shameless pedo/necro post graphically describing acts of that nature because it doesn’t “go against tumblr’s policy”. maybe their fucking policy should…include that.
#Staff pls#They’ll delete pics of fully clothed transwomen but actually disgusting stuff like this is fine to them#cw pedophiles#cw necrophiles
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I’d love to see the Kranken defenders explain why Felix threw Molly’s backpack into the river. Or why he hid their toy and wouldn’t give it back to the grieving family. Or why he lied to the police.
#the walten files#felix Kranken#‘But he’s sorry’ HELLO??#children are dead because of his actions#he CHOSE to go in the adult zone#he CHOSE to drink knowing that he’d have to drive not just himself#but two kids home#I know he’s an addict but he’s not a wild animal that just follows instinct#and acting like he didn’t have a choice in this accident dehumanizes him#acting like people with addictions don’t have a choice is not helping them
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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Some answers from the last QnA










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the walten files makes me so depressed man. fuck everything. starting a new au where felix is says no to taking the kids, opens up to jack & rose abt his alcohol issues, they get his white ass on that antabuse, and then he and charles bond over being divorced and fall in love. jack has to pretend to be surprised when felix comes out as a pitiful gay man. susan takes one look at him and charles and decides she has a slur to say. edd grows up to be a software engineer and molly becomes a fujoshi. sophie starts a lets play channel. bon still eventually gets possessed by some random fuckass demon and just starts killing ppl bc hes blue and fucked up and shit. nothing martin will write will ever be better than my au btw
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can you believe it guys? cyberfun tech, just a week away! /ref
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