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Twas a pity about her landing.
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''Am I in shot. Sorry,' she called out, just as the film crew had a sighting of the very rare Californian golden sea eagle; which is now extinct.
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'Still, it was kind of the best man to stop by to wish me luck before the ceremony.'
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A sensitive girl like her may need therapy before being able to go back to her work!
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A hardworking couple need a little time to catch up at weekends.
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And so ended a lifelong friendship and business partnership.
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YES CANADA! Now take his diaper off, stick it on his head and kick him in the balls.
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Her plan was risky: did he really have dementia, and might it have been caused by syphilis? She was the kind of girl to bend over backward to find out.
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When it came to haut cuisine, Shona Lacey-Smalls still had much to learn; who would advise her now her mother was gone?
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When the boss is away, she'll always play!
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 11 days ago
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Frank could never take a hint.
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 11 days ago
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A tale of a considerate groper.
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 16 days ago
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It can be hard for a woman to wrap her husband's birthday present without him seeing it.
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 17 days ago
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And anyway, she has no idea which of them planted the seed!
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 18 days ago
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But she didn't know that her bad breath means they only want her on her knees to give them a four minute blow job.
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 19 days ago
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I have no way of knowing how genuine this is, but if it is it is very worrying.
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pulp-art-from-an-english-writer ยท 19 days ago
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His music spoke volumes, but orally he was quite inept.
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