The prudish may be offended. I can take no responsibility for what offends you.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Susan needs to understand that it is the little things in men's lives that they worry about most.
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'Slow and steady,' said the book, but after so long yearning for him she was going to make it 'fast and furious'!
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High class hookers don't do laundry, they just write it off against tax.
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Even the early morning Texas sun was too much for a New York City girl like Pewee Leaker. Could her relationship with country farmer, Max Schitt, last for long? (May B. Fumes, Dallas Echo.)
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It was her 18th birthday and he had forgotten to buy her a present; there was only one thing to do!
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Bishop Mark had never once been on time for the monthly sex addiction meetings in the church hall.
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Men! They're all the same...even on a first date!
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'Vegan sausage anyone?' shouts Joe.
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Everyone agreed she presented a perfect image.
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Well, as everybody says, he has shit for brains.
My work should be done by early January.
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And we all know he always keeps his promises.
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You have only come here bring your drugs and rape our women. We'll deport you after six months, if you are lucky.
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But Mother stopped me visiting you when I was fifteen.
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There seems to be a lot of heavy breathing coming from the caller: he must have asthma or something.
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