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I love how every bit of new eluvian lore makes what merrill did in da2 even more insane. oh? you handcrafted a new eluvian that not only worked, but remained merely dormant? like June? Elven God June? Creator of the eluvians? Guy who did so dividing a lyrium perfectly in two and thus created resonating, interconnected portals? And you cleansed the fucking BLIGHT from this thing? that said god got consumed by instead?

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another day living in a world where zevran and sigrun aren't best friends

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Name a more iconic duo, I'll-

Oh

OH

OOOH!!!

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actual canon things Antoine has above his research table (what is "But selfishly—if you are reading this—I tried to make a world with more sparrows in it for you" but a very eloquent version)

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more bellara <3

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Lucanis tells Spite to shut up and go play with the wisps when he and Neve have sex 😭 (t/s below)

Taash: Hey, Lucanis

Lucanis: Yes?

Taash: You and Neve?

Lucanis: Yes.

Taash: Nice catch.

Lucanis: Thanks.

Taash: And Spite's good with her?

Lucanis (Spite): No talking. When. Her hat comes off. Go play with wisps.

Taash: 'Kay.

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they're still infecting me

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After addressing their personal issues, Lucanis and Neve have finally admitted their feelings for each other.

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Just two average coffee lovers in Thedas

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look someone's gotta test the fall damage of this place

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felt so euphoric to be able to come out as nb/trans in Veilguard, loved the added dialogue they took the time to write and record just for such scenarios

now can we PLEASE make a game where u can explicitly, verbally come out as ace, and also without it automatically locking you out of the romance path

pls bioware (and other companies) some of us are STARVING

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dear reader, he was not wrong

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Davrin is suuuch a fake idgaf-er about those griffons from day one

You’re just their bodyguard? Okay then how come Assan immediately comes up and rubs against your leg first thing? How come you’re the one who thought of his name? How come you can individually call out the griffons in the cages to reassure them?

Uh huh. Suuuure you’re “just their bodyguard.” I DONT BELIEVE YOU, YOU CARE ABOUT THEM SOOOOO MUCH ! YOU LOVE THOSE WEIRD LITTLE CATBIRDS!

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Companions this, Rooks that; I think it's time to ask the REAL questions around here: