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Okay sooooo….I got sick in front of my girlfriend for the first time this weekend. And my god did it make me feel feral.

We’re long distance rn so I drove down to see her this past weekend. We usually end up going out to bars with her friends and you know that means we are usually heavily drinking because those girls can party. Anyway— We were at one spot and her friend buys us a shot. Who am I to say no? I didn’t think I was that drunk. I take it and immediately get that salivating sick feeling going on. I guess she felt it in the way my body tense while her arms were around my waist because next thing I know shes in my ear saying “Babe I know you need to puke.”. She plays it off like she was kissing me on the cheek, says something to her friends and next thing I know she’s leading my me by my hand to the bathroom.

So we get in there and she’s right — I’m about to lose all the drinks I’d had. I’m kneeled in front of this toilet and oddly as nauseous as I was, I kept gagging and nothing would come up. She has no clue I’m into this and always seems to hate the idea of throwing up so Imagine my surprise when she says “Let me help you baby,”. I’m thinking she was gonna talk about something gross to make me lose it but I was so very wrong. This woman (my god shes so hot) snakes her hand around my waist and goes to push on my stomach. And that’s when I lost it — I throw up 3 huge waves immediately and as shes sitting behind me massaging my lower back she gets real close to my ear and says “Get it all up for me, good girl”. GAME. OVER. I’ve FOLDED. After all this I’m thanking her for sitting with me and she looked at me like I was insane but my ex used to just leave me and let me handle it.

15/20 ish minutes later Bars closing and we hop in an uber with 4 of her friends. Her hands do not leave my waist and abdomen area the entire uber home. She kept as discretely as possible rubbing my stomach. Right as we got out her friends told me to feel better n all that because evidently my gf and I were not so discreet about my need to vomit. And she goes “Nah don’t worry I know how to make her feel better”. HOLY HELL???

Needless to say… I kind of want to puke in front of her again. Or struggle to just to feel her hands press on my stomach. Maybe next time even have her gag me with her fingers. After all this I have the suspicion that she may be into it too. Sorry that was long just reaaaally had to share bc I can’t stop thinking about it.

omfg. First off I’m sorry that happened but if it was gonna happen? That is the absolute dream way for it to go.

Your gf sounds so sweet. I hope she is into it too so u two can have some fun together lol.

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(Not me)

I have a lot of videos of people puking in my camera roll and am willing to trade with people, my Snapchat is pukiepookie

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Holiday sick tummy part 2... Had this in my drafts when I thought I posted it a couple days ago. I threw up a second time later that night.

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If someone cute would sit on my lap with their belly pressed against mine and puke over my shoulder and back

that'd be nice

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the video!! guys.. i really wanted to get grossly drunk and puke on myself naturally…. but i ended up using my fingers 😔😔 i was too eager and didn’t have enough alcohol 🥺 next weekend!! (i did buy a bottle of tequila 😏)

anyways i hope you enjoy this!! 💞💞💞i had buldak spicy noodles for dinner, carrots, and then snacked on a ton of spicy tortilla chips and potato chips. it’s fair to say the vomit was a little spicy. i also drank a bunch of canned cocktails, I don’t really remember which ones 🥴

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you drank 8 shots today, its the most you've ever had, you can barely walk and you have to crawl to get to me on the couch. I take your shirt off and whisper in your ear: I know you can handle one more for me I open your mouth before you can protest and pour it in. You gag and sputter but manage to drink it down. You look up to me with tears in your eyes and the most confused and innocent little face. You're beyond your limit, dazed, and stupid, so i whisper to you again: I know you can handle one more for me

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Tummy sleepers waking up sick in the middle of the night

The way they're laying down is putting pressure on their sick stomach making their nausea even worse, but their stomach is so upset that if they try to move/get up they'll inevitably get sick

So they're just drooling all over their pillow, trying to take deep breaths in an attempt to calm down their stomach enough to move to the bathroom or at least change position

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When you already get carsick but your friend just got their license & drives like a maniac

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sorry if it’s not good this is my first post.

hope you like 🥰

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i want...

for him to curl into me, warm and soft and sleepy. to feel his lips on my ear as he mumbles, so shy and sweet, those four words that drive me crazy--

"i don't feel good."

i want him to open himself up to me, let me under his shirt to rub his chest and his sides and his belly, let me kiss his hair and hold him close and ask what i can do to make it better.

i want to hold the trashcan for him while he hiccups and drools and spits, terribly nauseous but struggling to find relief, to really let go, so i can whisper reassurances to him, it's just me, let him know i'll happily take care of him and he's safe with me

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Holiday sick tummy part 2... Had this in my drafts when I thought I posted it a couple days ago. I threw up a second time later that night.

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Felt really sick when I got home last night. I was so nauseous, but I wasn't able to throw up, so I drank a couple of glasses of water and sat in front of the toilet. I didn't have to wait long.

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😍

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Aftermath of a heavy meal 🤢

Happy new year yall! Got a new audio here, after I stupidly ate some of the worst foods for my stomach first thing in the morning. So here’s what a greasy burger, spicy sausage, a creamy milkshake and some coffee did to me: about 4 hours of pure bloating and nausea, and then 6 straight minutes of gagging and burping up everything in my stomach 😭 enjoy the misery 💛

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I don't know if I got food poisoning or something at the holiday dinner I was at last night, or if my sick tummy is just struggling with all the holiday meals and glasses of wine I've had over the last few days... but either way, my stomach is really upset with me today. I woke up in the middle of the night last night with bad cramps and have been gassy all day. After lunch, I started getting so nauseous and I ended up not being able to keep lunch down. Photo under the cut.