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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

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Worst pain

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young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

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dig two graves

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SHREK 2 (2004)

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | THE CASE OF THE TWO DEAD DRAGONS

charles & edwin are so in sync

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You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

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Rio & Agatha in Agatha All Along (2024) - 1.01 Seekest Thou The Road

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"Enjoy the View? Charles? I know you are here. "

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I mean, there is just no way in this world for this page to be interpreted in any other way, other than that this is a prelude to gay porn...

The robe? The glasses? Erik, you know what you are doing.

I still can't believe this is a real page from official comic books....

(unless this is a prelude to a cult slasher film. I pity the foolish serial axe murderer that tries to chase Erik while he is running towards away with his robe open.)

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One thing i'm obsessed with about charles and think about everyday, is that whenever he touches edwin he doesn't just remove the touch, he drags it and slides his hand, as if each touch wasn't enough and he needs to prolong it

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Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong