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Viktor & Jayce in Arcane (2.08) // so elegant and sensual.. and FOR WHAT.

i'm obsessed.

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at one point i was like 'it's funny that kaladin's surgebinding didn't involve healing/progression considering his whole character background and all' but actually that was a mercy bestowed directly upon him by the almighty. if kaladin had gotten the progression surge he'd have been like "i'm going to heal every person in the whole world :)" and get himself killed in three days flat. god spared him.

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ARCANE - 1.03 The Base Violence Necessary for Change

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Actually I think my favorite Stargate thing is how skeptical they still are all the time. They’re just constantly like “you really want me to believe you time-traveled? You really want us to believe there’s a voice in your head? Seriously?”

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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

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a little loaf

[shop] - May 3 (2025) shop update

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hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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Very annoy when this happens

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Mage Viktor: Jayce?

Jayce: ...yeah?

Mage Viktor: When I told you that in all timelines and all possibilities, only you could show me the true meaning of existence...

Jayce: ...yeah?

Mage Viktor: At what point did you hear "Please shoot a big hole through my chest with your Hextech hammer?”

Jayce: *sighs*

Mage Viktor: What do we say, Jayce?

Jayce: *sheepishly* I'm sorry for shooting you, Viktor.

Mage Viktor: Good. I forgive you. Now help me clean up this paradox.

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somewhere out there, heimerdinger just dropped the biggest, most justified ‘i told you so’

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and i'm going to.

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bisexuality demons were kicking his ass

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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