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Customer: DAUGHTERS INITIALS DMV: FUCK OH MY GOD Verdict: DENIED

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I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

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you ever think about how all your mass used to be star stuff

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[Text ID: make friends with butches. if you should be so lucky. /End ID]

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alley cat gives unsolicited advice

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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BEAST BLAST

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“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs