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That’s a shock to nobody. I knew it was going to happen. Pretty sure you did too.

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Those big eyes slay me every time. I’m toast when she gets older. Hell, I’m toast now.

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Text@Lo

Lo: The cutest evil ever. We'll of course reap the rewards since we're the parents of the oh so cute tiny overlord.

Lo: That is true. Wouldn't change it but I do miss not waking up at 3 am and us having more time together.

Puck: Think so? I could see you since she gets those boobs. Maybe she'll pity old dad cus he's got arms she likes sleeping in. Kinda like her mom that way.

Puck: Me either, Lo, since I'm pretty sure she's like the coolest thing we've ever done. But I'm with you on the sleep and the together time. Now, when we're together, it's usually half passed out on the sofa trying to get her fed and asleep.

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Lo: Nope, he's just a weird dude that eats too much cheese. She's cute and disarming.

Lo: I feel bad saying it but yeah, I miss it just being us sometimes too.

Puck: She lulls you into that false sense of security and... BAM! Instant evil.

Puck: Don't feel bad. I think everyone goes through that. Besides, it's always been just us. We're still getting use to a third person in the mix.

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Lo: When she overthrows the world leaders they won't know what hit them. Break is good, plus we've got the all clear to get it on once again.

Puck: And people think that weird looking little Asian guy is bad. He has nothing on Norah.

Puck: I'm all for getting it on. I love her little face, don't get me wrong, but I sometime miss it being just us, ya know?

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Lo: Rachel does enjoy her time with Norah and I'm sure Brody wouldn't mind. Ugg she's such a cute overlord but very demanding. I'm down for a night out.

Puck: She's the cutest. That's how she fools people into thinking she's not an overlord. Cool. I think a break for us is overdue though.

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Puck: I'm sitting here and thinking we should pawn her screaming highness off Berry and Brody for a night this weekend and you should let me take you out. Ya know, like we're actually a couple and not slaves to an adorable, 10 lb overlord.

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That’s daddy’s sweet little nugget. 

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No worries about that. She’s just a baby and, apparently, this is just what they do. Her cuteness and squishiness trumps all of that. 

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I don’t even know, Lo. It’s crazy but based on stuff I’ve read, it’s totally normal. 

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She’s good like that. She keeps daddy out of trouble, really. In a lot of ways. It’s all part of that perfect angel when she isn’t screaming or volcanic crapping herself gig she has.

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It was all the little butterball’s idea. She was like ‘don’t be a putz.’ That’s how you know she’s my mother’s granddaughter. I’m just glad you liked it. 

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Breakfast for my lady on her first Mother’s Day. 

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Me either, babe. Because as okay as I seem, it was still pretty gross. I found the one thing about boobs I don’t like and it’s the way the juice wreaks when a baby pukes it into your mouth.

Babies can barf in your mouth.

Okay as you may be I don’t want a return of Norah Blair anytime soon.

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It was like a blitz! I was singing to her and I turned my head for a second, and she’s throwing up! RIGHT IN MY MOUTH.

...deep breaths. Okay. I think I’m alright. 

Babies can barf in your mouth.

That was the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed.

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Babies can barf in your mouth.

That's a real thing

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I just figured you were playing naked North Pole with Sammy Clause. Didn’t know it was even a ‘thing’ really. But I’m also on like 3 hours of sleep in the last two days between work and screaming angel so who knows. 

I'm sorry...

To all of you. I’m sorry that I’ve been distant. I’m sorry that I’ve been selfish. I’m sorry if any of you feel like I’ve pushed you away. You’re all my family and I love all of you. I just…I hope you all know that.