pucamonty
pucamonty
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pucamonty · 2 days ago
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my only excuse is unemployment and the fact I've been unable to do much of anything since december bc my body has been extra uncooperative
worked out I've read 567 jv fics since I got into the show, my total fic read count on ao3 is 5310, 10.67% of my 12 year ao3 reading history is made up of what I've read since november. heaven help me
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pucamonty · 2 days ago
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worked out I've read 567 jv fics since I got into the show, my total fic read count on ao3 is 5310, 10.67% of my 12 year ao3 reading history is made up of what I've read since november. heaven help me
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pucamonty · 7 days ago
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anyway i'm normal about them
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pucamonty · 7 days ago
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Me, you, and our giant robot son
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pucamonty · 7 days ago
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they keep adopting strays it’s become a problem
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pucamonty · 11 days ago
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third wheel or third arm or
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pucamonty · 11 days ago
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Bald faced hornet I started back in either late November or around the start of December, it sat as a half lined thing until last night. It's sloppy and bleh in multiple places but it's done.
I love these oreo colored babies, they're wonderful :) so precious and sweet.
(Speaking of oreos, I need to draw one of these with an oreo sometime)
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pucamonty · 15 days ago
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autism got my ass and I was compelled to do some sketches for a jayvik morrowind au. literally did not think any further than dagoth viktor and indoril/nerevarine jayce. it is so jv coded NEED I say more. iykyk
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pucamonty · 24 days ago
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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pucamonty · 24 days ago
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Jayce the typa guy to give Viktor a card that says to me you are hexceptional
...... yeah. no notes. just yeah...
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pucamonty · 24 days ago
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dimensional travellers trying to find a way back home
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pucamonty · 24 days ago
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a mini cat tree for a tiny arachnid kitty
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pucamonty · 25 days ago
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pucamonty · 25 days ago
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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pucamonty · 25 days ago
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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pucamonty · 25 days ago
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apparently viktor's spacey realm is officially called the hexzone but that sounds fucking stupid so i'm just gonna keep calling it the astral plane
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pucamonty · 25 days ago
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Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right
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