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pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

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kinda homophobic no one is sadistically obsessed with me and hunting me down to break me into their pet incapable of living without them, like wtf

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anyway apparently ppl sometimes question why Megatron keeps Starscream around and i have various proposals:

as per previous post, Starscream has just so much blackmail material that he can get away with more or less anything. Megatron can't fire him. could kill him obviously but that's an extreme step.

if Megatron fired or killed Starscream the other seekers would all quit (whether or not they like Starscream. its the principle of the thing).

24/7 BDSM relationship

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transformers concept discussed w friends the other day: the No Drama timeline

in this timeline Cybertron managed to solve all its problems via social reform and avoided the war altogether without anyone ever being aware that it was a possibility. just like unwittingly ducking & weaving around it.

D-16 and Orion are a happily married couple. they had a messy relationship when they were younger, broke up, orbited each other for like 4 million years, dated other people, and then got back together

neither of them are involved in the government. Orion is an archivist. D-16 was an activist when he was younger but he's retired now and is Orion's house-husband who writes poetry.

Shockwave is a respected and well-liked senator. Starscream is a chill dude who's really into space botany or something.

anyway then one day they get sucked into some kind of multiverse event and are like hey. what the FUCK is going on.

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they keep joking about clicker training.. i hope..... i hope they....... theyhhthhfbgngjfkgngn.....

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hey. heeeeyyyy. tugs on your shirt. hey. pet me. now

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you get on kink tumblr and what they don’t tell you is it’s an infinite number of trans puppy dogs all crowded in here like it’s a clown car

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something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

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I love angry shockwave:) and B-127 is sooooo cute.

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candy for a pup with an oral fixation to keep in their bag? I keep rock candy sticks and usually some sour candies idk what else to keep but if I don’t have smth in my mouth I start tweaking (not rlly but I bite my nails (and other ppl sometimes but only with consent))

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I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANNA WAG MY TAIL AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW EXCITED I AM!! TAIL TAIL TAIL WAG WAG WAG

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whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

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Need someone to grab me by the throat and fuck me till my spine and neck feel better

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Welcome to your new job in the IT department. Just don't enter the server room without permission.

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why is taking nudes so hard. there’s my ass i guess. jesus christ.