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New Englanders will be like “I was raised on the cruel streets of Waterbury Vermont”

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in horse world they diagnose you with Suspiciously Chill Disorder if youre not extremely anxious all the time

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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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honored daimyo, I present to you a gift from my home country. they are called "kandi bracelets". this one says "fat dykes rock", and this one says "piss puppy". among my people, they are given only to friends

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the term "phasmid," meaning "stick insect," comes from a latin word meaning "apparition" or "phantom," due to the creatures' ability to hide in plain sight, and then move around and scare people.

the largest phasmids likely remain undiscovered; the longest insect known to science was a phasmid from a species that remains formally unnamed and undescribed, even since being captured for the first time in china in 2014.

a female specimen of the quasi-mythical australian species of gargantuan stick insect was sought by a curator of museum victoria for three years before he encountered one, also in 2014. upon realizing what it was, he says, “I started screaming."

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you are the weakest twink goodbye

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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

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he's in my mind crossdressing

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little illo for an anarchist queer ecology zine