psyonic-cobra

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Wrong again dumbass.

oh psyonic-cobra is an antisemite okay

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Xi Jingping you fat fuck I know it's you.

predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:

it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps

the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation

it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family

either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason

there’s an ed sheeran song in it

the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity

the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are

china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading

i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it

the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”

imagine by john lennon is the end credits song

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I’ve watched “Good Haunting” from “Love, Death and Robots” (episode 8). And it’s cool – as always! It tells about an alternative past in China – about steampunk robotized past in China. With magic werefoxes. So, with the arrival of technologies magic is leaking and the Englishmen are coming. (Spoilers!) So, one of them turns the werefox friend of the main character into a cyborg for his sexual games and then she kills him and asks the main character to make her new robotic body into a werefox to help her “haunt” men.

The beginning looks like good old “House of Flying Daggers” or “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” - great sword fights.

(I’m not sure, but there are not only Spoilers but also some nudity in gifs!)

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So they're going to US citizens? I don't see the problem here?

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obsessed

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honestly.... i love this man an ofc the english are fuuuuuuuuuuuuming

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If seventy-two hours’ worth of carefully selected survival gear packed into a rucksack won’t impress a woman, what will??

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bernie: is accused of saying something mean to warren :(

msm: absolute nonstop smears, continuing to this day

joe biden: is literally accused of full penetrative rape

msm:

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Got fired today. Guess I'm self isolating for a bit. Really glad I did not make any big purchases with my taxes.

Bought a brand new bicycle tho, so I can get around town and look for jobs. Everybody wish me luck.

Fuck Circle K 🖕🏻

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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The only Americans who should be allowed to be Orthodox are those amerindians in Alaska who converted to Orthodoxy under the influence of Russian imperialism. White Americans should not be allowed to be Orthodox

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What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

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Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal