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do dogs know that they’re cute?

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SIGN ME TF UP

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no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

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who’s gon’ change your life?

who’s gonna lay the pipe exactly how you like?

who’s gon’ make it right?

who’s gon’ make you top priority?

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I fell in love with your personality, your looks are just a bonus.

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I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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anyway. I wanna fuck

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Needed this to cheer up–

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me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

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Julien thinks Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway are all the same person 

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