psychic-winged-turtle
I'd love an Eggo Waffle
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Welcome to this tumblr. I'm not sure how you arrived, but feel free to stay.—————21 | Call me whatever you want, Divine calls me Eggo
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 hour ago
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The Jackbox livestream will not be happening tonight- this is from Jorge’s YouTube!
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 hour ago
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*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 hour ago
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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
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psychic-winged-turtle · 3 hours ago
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I love being at a point in my life where I have the money to buy $300 of presents for my friends and family and not have to worry about it too much
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psychic-winged-turtle · 5 hours ago
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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.
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psychic-winged-turtle · 9 hours ago
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psychic-winged-turtle · 9 hours ago
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not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
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psychic-winged-turtle · 9 hours ago
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was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected
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psychic-winged-turtle · 20 hours ago
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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they want you to make fried rice
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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Storm // EPIC: The Ocean Saga
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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come in
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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concept: a mini-sphinx that sits on your counter and asks you riddles any time you try to get by her, and if you get the answer wrong she knocks a bunch of shit off the counter
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
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psychic-winged-turtle · 1 day ago
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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵
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