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Hey sinners

Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to

Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest

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guy gardner nsfw alphabet :)

Guy Gardner nsfw alphabet

on my way to feed the Guy Gardner agenda

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It depends on his role during. If hes the one in charge, hed make sure you are comfortable and cleaned up before you two go to sleep or go about your days. If you are the one in charge he just flops down and lets you clean him up, hed want some kisses and some cuddles, but he doesn’t need as much as others.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part on himself is his arms, shoulders or ass. On his partner its their thighs, chest or shoulders.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Guy is nasty with it, he wants you to rub it all over his face or any skin you can reach. Would have you cum in his mouth just to keep it there, would probably try to suck you off multiple times in a row so his mouth overflows. He wants you to finish inside him and plug him up, just so he’s slicked up for next time.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not even a dirty secret for Guy, but he very much uses the ring during. He’s probably even somehow got it so you can wear it and use it on him, if you aren’t a lantern yourself. Steals your laundry to smell when he jerks off, and wants to smell and lick your pits after you’ve worked out of been out all day.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Guy has an average amount of experience, he’s tried out a couple of things and has had multiple one night stands and relationships.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Up against a wall of any position where he can stuff his face in your pits or can bite your shoulders.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Guy is a goofy person in general, so he doesn’t take it too seriously. He would crack jokes or snicker at childish things, because why not?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of his body hair, though he doesn’t wax or shave all over. He makes sure his body hair is groomed and doesn’t get out of control, and keeps his pubes from going too crazy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If you are dating, he might not be the most verbally intimate, but he tries to show in other ways. He would show it through focusing much more on your pleasure than his own, so you’d have to catch him in that sometimes.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off a couple times a week if you aren’t around, if you are he just goes to you when he’s in the mood. Doesn’t feel ashamed doing it in public bathrooms and the likes.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Using the lantern ring

Sweat, musk and spit

Marking (hickeys, cum, etc)

Snowballing and felching

Frottage

Dry humping

Choking

Bdsm

Pet play and collars

Leather or other gear

Boot worship

Body worship

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s up to do it most semi-hidden places, though he does prefer more extreme stuff in your own home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you post working out or wearing anything leather, be it just a jacket or pants. The easiest way to get him going is to cuddle or lean up against him and start grinding your hips into him. Sucking on his neck or nibbling on his ear.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Extreme sensory deprivation, think deaf, blind, unable to talk and move, it makes him feel trapped. Feminization.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He much prefers giving, though he has nothing against receiving. He just loves having you in his mouth and swallowing anything you give him. Is quite skilled with his mouth and tongue. Guy likes pressing your buttons, and at times you can tell its just because he wants you to “shut him up”

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It all depends on when and where you’re doing it, though for the most part he likes a quicker and rougher pace.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Guy enjoys quickies, as I said before he wants you to fill him, plug him up, and keep using him throughout the day and truly stuff him full.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Guy is the type to be open to trying out most things, at least once. He probably brings multiple things to the table he wants to try himself, so as long as you are willing to try his ideas, he will try yours.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Guy has great stamina and could go multiple rounds, it comes from the type of work he does as a hero, so if you aren’t a hero too you probably get tired out first. Especially if you let him get his mouth on you, hes like a leech and is a struggle to get off until you can’t see straight.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Guy doesn’t own many toys since he can do most of it with the ring, but if you have some he doesn’t mind.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Guy enjoys teasing, be it groping you or whispering all kinds of nasty things in your ear. But he loves it even more if you tease him in return.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

It depends on when and where, since he can stay quiet and just grunt or groan, or you can have him wailing and moaning his heart out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Has a collection of some kind, like beanie babies or like a pog collection. Reads manga and other comics when he’s bored, and he can get annoying about his opinions on characters or his faves.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Guy is larger and thicker than average but not extremely, just enough to stretch just right or need some work to get down your throat. Slightly veined, uncut.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Has a semi high libido, he’s not old enough for his body to naturally want to slow down, and with a partner who’s just as into it as he is, Guy is hot and ready most of the time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Guy falls asleep pretty quickly afterwards, after you guys are done getting cleaned up expect him to start snoring.

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Guy Gardner Smut alphabet

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The Beast (Victor Creed x Reader)

Word Count: Nearly 7k. I write too much.

Rating: R.

Warnings: Explicit sex is explicit. Also manipulation. And Victor being a creep. You know, normal stuff. THis is not a relationship you should want irl. Ever.

Song I listened to while writing: “Hurricane” by Panic! At the Disco (seriously please listen to it please please it’s 100% perfect)

Excerpt: His name is Victor Creed. He introduces himself while he’s leading you around the house with a hand flat and firm between your shoulder blades, and he talks like he’s almost pleased that you’re forced to stay, now that he knows you’re not a threat, and you can’t quite stem the surging swell of pity at the idea of being so alone, separated from a world that wouldn’t want him, anyway.

He’s a beast.

It’s hard to remember.

Keep reading

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my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

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my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

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Strawberry Cheesecake Truffle Brownies

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Handprints soulmate idea

A person has no visible handprint anywhere. They go to the doctors for a surgery and upon cutting them open the doctor finds the print.

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Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind!

In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking.

(via Zee Abdulla)

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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

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Title: READY STEADY GO Artist: L’Arc~en~Ciel Album: Fullmetal Alchemist: Original Soundtrack 2

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Man, this song sometimes

Let it go, let it roll right off your shoulder

Don’t you know the hardest part is over?

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Me: WHAT DO WE WANT!?!

The voices: A therapist maybe?

Me: oh yeah that too.

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Me in a nonexistent game of dnd: i wanna be a bard

Nonexistent dm: so whats your instrument...

Me: BARD GUITAR THING

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Slav pronouncing US states