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its that time of the year

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my power is that i can get my friends hooked on a book they haven’t even read yet

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nonbinary dimension hopping assassin and its ‘just some fucking guy’ british husband,,,, this book is ruining my life

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furry priest yaoi

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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Cardinal Benítez…

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my stepmoms son saw the conclave book on the table and was trying to remember the actors and he referred to tedesco as ‘racist italian guy’,,,, yep that checks out

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this is how i sound like when i bring up carlos diehz to my friends

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the y in conclave stands for yaoi

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i think my mom got conclavepilled

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First kiss. Thank you for your contribution to the cause

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me when i see black smoke on the first ballot

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he is real

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i have the urge to print out a picture of Benitez and replace it with one of the framed pictures of Jesus my grandma has on her altar,,,,, do you think she’ll notice??

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love wins

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just looked at my photo albums and i just realized i have more pictures of benitez (and carlos diehz) than i do of my own family in this year alone

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vincent benitez,,, i carnally desire you