proudcatgirl

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she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

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We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.

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of course you have purple eyes and no periods

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obsessed with these

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actually, being a little baked makes me better at pediatric open-heart surgery.

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my favorite junji ito panel

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First rule of gun safety: suck that thing

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been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

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people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.

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im being CUTE!!!!!!!! *the ground shakes & books start flying off the shelves*

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meowing at you meowing at you i remembered you exist so now i am, as you might have guessed already, meowing at you. and meowing at you meowing at you some more. meowing at you. and meowing at you again. for good measure. purring and meowing and purring as well. and meowing! meowing at you, specifically. did i mention that i am, currently, meowing at you? meowing at you. meowing at you. and also purring. at you. meowing at you meowing at you. meow