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Anakin noticing Padme's iconic headpieces/hairstyles first because they are in his line of sight more than the rest of her

i just found out exactly how big anakin and padmé’s height difference is, and i can’t even. he’s 6′2 and she’s 5′4. that’s. such. a. huge. difference. i mean i always knew that padmé was so much smaller compared to anakin when he grew up, but i didn’t know she was 10 inches smaller than him. it amazes me that she was a head taller than him when they first met and then he’s like a giant compared to her. my goodness, he really grew! i can’t help but imagine if she was just alone with him, her being her simple self, and she were to either hug or kiss him, she’d have to be standing on her toes or he’d have to bend down to her height or lift her a bit just for her to reach him. just the simple thought of it is already too much…

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ECHO EARS DUMP

Enjoy fellow Echo girlies

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guys...maybe Tech is actually dead

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Was scrolling through unrelated VA credits and I found this! Is there a possibility "Imperial Tech" is none other than our man of the hour Technician Badbatch/CX-2??

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My redneck neighbor Doug's interpretations on various 'Bad Batch' characters: Side Character Edition!

I'm chuffed that everyone thinks my neighbor Doug is funny: he really is a gem. I had no idea we'd bond over Star Wars and crappy weather, but here we are.

Naturally, I had to bother him about other characters that showed up on The Bad Batch, so, here we go!

Phee Genoa: Ah-ha, that there’s Church Lady. You know her, she’s got a big square in her pocketbook and you don’t know if it’s pound cake or a brick, because the Lord saves but He can’t help you in the alley when you’re in Treme and the streetlights just turned on. She has two ex-husbands who are both preachers and they turned to Jesus because they are so scared of Church Lady in court. 

(So I guess he’s saying Phee has raw WHO DAT energy, for my Saints fans out there)

Cid: Looking at this fat lizard bitch makes me hungry. I call that one Houma-BBQ because I’m guessing we could feed a whole parish fire station based on the size of her tail. I wish she’d shut up, she reminds me of my mother-in-law. 

Cad Bane: Homeboy looks like a Sesame Street character who teaches Big Bird about concealed carry laws. I call him Gun Safety Muppet. I don’t like him because he shot my Wife and I’s Boyfriend on the other show and his robot needs to be tossed into a wood chipper. 

(“I’m not gay, but Jenny and I…well, we would make an exception to that man. You ever see ‘Deadwood’? Man is fine. I’m not GAY.”)

Fennec Shand: That’s The Chick that’s in Everything. She was on ER and Boba Fett and I think a Marvel show too? I like her. Hope she kills Gun Safety Muppet and hurls his blue ass into a dumpster. 

Howzer: That’s my niece’s boyfriend, Jorge. We all love Jorge, nice guy, owns an auto repair shop and always remembers plates and napkins for the cookouts after church.

Gregor: Jorge’s cousin, Manny. Met him once at Christmas in Miami, nice guy, only drinks brown liquor and insists everyone arm wrestle him. But he’s got a good job as a PE teacher, we respect education, come on now. 

The Martez Sisters: Aw, man, it’s Jorge’s Unemployed Sisters. I hate it when they show up for Christmas and get into fights with my momma. 

(“Doug, you know they’re not related to the clones at all, right?” “Says who?” “The PLOT?” “Eh, they’ll change it, just watch.”)

Mayday: Aw, I liked this guy so much! That’s Sassy Park Ranger, he’s the type that gives you your camping permits, warns you about the bears, and then is all disappointed when you don’t properly stow your food and the bears destroy the campsite. I need to go back to Little River Canyon, that place was pretty. 

Lt. Nolan: THAT STUPID BLOND JACKASS. (Doug was so enraged by the guy he had nothing else to add. Damn.)

Senator Chuchi: Why does this lady make me want a blue slushie? I’ll call her the Sonic Special. They need more Sonics here in the north, they really do. 

Cody: That’s Obi-Wan’s Boyfriend, he’s sad all the time. We know why. (Confirmed that Doug is a Codywan shipper and I don’t know what to do about that)

Royce Hemlock: Is that Jimmy Neutron after he grew up and became one of those guys that’s on the internet all the time writing creepy things? It’s Jimmy-the-Scientist. He looks like the type of person dogs get weird around.

Rex: That's Rex. He's a king. Respect him.

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We’re not crying, you’re crying. 😭😭😭 (Art by @shima_spoon on Twitter.)

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Bodhi Rook stimboard for Anon!

request star wars boards here ☆

(I do not own any of these images)

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#darth vader

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So you're hoping Bodhi Rook happens? Because thats what I’m hoping

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

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We need to protect this bae at all cost. Some Bodhi face study. 

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Okay so wow, this blog is like a year old and I haven't posted in months...whoops...

But I just saw Rogue One so I might have the inspiration to pick this back up! Of course, for a good month or so I’ll tag any rogue one posts with #rogue one spoilers, just to be safe 

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Exiled Hux (1/?)

After the failure of Starkiller, Hux is stripped of his rank and sent into exile as punishment for his mistakes but it isn’t long before Kylo comes after him, claiming to have destroyed the Supreme Leader to ensure that the First Order is safe for Hux to return to and take control of. But Hux doesn’t give him the warm welcome that Kylo had wanted.

“Long time, no see, General,” Kylo says in a playful tone, wanting to immediately return to the blossoming dynamic they had before Snoke had forced them to part. He smirks behind the comfort of his mask, taking in how much Hux has changed since they last met. Hux’s hair has grown long in his absence but Kylo can only concentrate on the seemingly permanent cold look on Hux’s face, the frigid scowl that has never made Kylo feel so uncomfortable before. As his ex-General strides closer, Kylo stands rooted to the ground, staring into Hux’s empty eyes, absently noting the blaster in his hand. “Hux?”

“Leave. Now.”

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General Hux has a few announcements for the incompetents surrounding him.

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General Hux has an announcement for any cowardly subordinates.

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Okay so when I say I love Star Wars, it means I love the original trilogy, I love the prequel trilogy, and I love the Force Awakens, and everything in between. It means I love Anakin, I love Padmé; I love Han, I love Leia; I love Obi-Wan, I love Satine; I love Luke, I love Rey; I love Tarkin, I love Hux, I love Kylo, I love Darth Vader; I love clones, I love stormtroopers; I love Shmi, Wedge, Biggs, Panaka, Mon Mothma; I love Ahsoka, I love Finn, I love Lando; I love Tatooine, I love Coruscant, I love Jakku; I love the Death Star and I love Starkiller Base.