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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in oral tradition storytelling and mythology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on overwatch league fans, and I have over 10,000 hours in esports live broadcasts. I am trained in ruining the atmosphere and I’m the top sack of shit in the entire OWL Broadcast team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unnecessary comments, but I have access to the entire arsenal of boring overwatch league fans I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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It’s important to remember that Jjonak, by himself, fundamentally changed the way that flex support is supposed to be played. One guy literally had an effect on the entire game (enough of one to nearly singlehandedly get that character nerfed). That’s pretty amazing, and it might not happen ever again with another pro. Undoubtably, Jjonak has gone down in Overwatch history.

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I should death spectate more often. 🤣

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BIBLETHUMP

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LOOOOOOOL

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danteh: writes super meaningful individual goodbyes to all shock members

also danteh:

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jehong: im so glad jjonak is my friend and i love that he looks up to me

also jehong: jjonak is a little bitch who stole my jersey number and he can s q u a r e u p

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Surefour reminds us exactly who he is

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owl gets closer to anime everyday

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:(

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yeah 

(in light of recent news)

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im legit coughing up blood

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geguri fearless and diya sitting alone in the team house since shanghai released literally their entire team and all their coaches

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And here we have muma causing accidental discourse