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𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅? (𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍-𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅.)

Spring Flowers (Sonya Vatomsky) / Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) / let dead dogs lie (Silas Denver Melvin) / Unicorn Tapestries (1500s) / Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) / The Prestige (Hanif Abdurraqib) / Song of Songs (Sylvie Baumgartel) / Requiescat (Briton Rivière) / My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Ottessa Moshfegh) / It Will Come Back (Hozier) / Excalibur (1981) / big dog (slimgiltsoul) / spiked metal wolf collar (1800s) / In the Labyrinth of Despair / moon song (oozins) / Iranian Esfahan Dog / Livestock guardian dog wearing armor / butch (Elle Emerson)

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most exalted, most treasured

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p6 and p5 magnets gonna draw them beating each other up next

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Because I love this scene so much, I decided to whip up some alternative versions including text! Thank you again so much @klfoxartcommissioner for commissioning this piece and encouraging me to play around with the composition a bit!

And now I offer this to you all 🤲

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this.

God, Jaime Lannister cared so fucking much what Brienne of Tarth thought of him. 15 years. Fifteen god damn years of being called the Kingslayer. His unofficial title, the way he’ll definitely be described in the White Book posthumously, states that he’s an oath breaker, that he killed his liege that he swore to protect. Never did he, not fucking once, defend himself from that title. Not once did he reveal that he was protecting Kings Landing from a cruel king. Not once did he justify his actions that paint him as, whether or not you give a fuck about the targs, a bad guy. A turncloak. An oath breaker. A man who was pardoned because of who he was to the new King. He didn’t give a fuck if people thought he was honorable or not.

And then Brienne of Tarth calls him Kingslayer to his face. He can’t stand that, and it’s not long before he’s revealing his motivations to her. He dreams about her. He gifts her a priceless sword called Oathkeeper. He cares so so much about her opinion of him. He fixates on his honor after they part ways and he probably hopes that word of his honorable actions, his refusal to spill Tully blood, reaches the ears of the Maid of Tarth.

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i’m screaming and crying and ripping my hair out :D !!!!!!!

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this has the same effect as crack

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"It's bloody hot in here"

We are in 2024 and I still see (stupid) people claiming that Braime shouldn't have happened because it was "awkward" and they use as argument Jaime saying to Brienne "It's bloody hot in here" making memes of how Jaime looks like a stupid teenager at the first crush and how his flirting sucks.

But the thing is that.. his flirting IS SUPPOSED to sucks. Jaime Lannister is a 40+ years old man who has been all his life in an abusive and incestual relationship with his sister who manipulated him since they were kids and used sex to have something from him in return and because of that he never slept with another woman because he never felt attraction for another woman.. until now. Brienne is the first woman he sexually and romantically desired outside his sister so IT'S HIS FIRST TIME TRYING TO SEDUCE A WOMAN.

Just look at him. The awkward smile, the eyes constantly moving. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING. HE IS SO NERVOUS HE CAN'T EVEN UNDRESS HIMSELF.

And Brienne is as awkward as him. She is a virgin who has been mocked because of her appearance since ever, she wasn't estethically attractive and she knew. She never knew what it meant being courted or desired because she thought this day for her wouldn't come. So after Jaime patethic way of flirting she initially doesn't understand what the fuck is going on and gets confused, until she realized what is happening and all you can see is her completely disbelief.

The scene is supposed to be awkward because Jaime and Brienne are feeling awkward. Because it's their first time. Because they are getting vulnerable to someone who they disliked at first, but that now they love. Because they are living something that they never thought it would happen to them.

Just another prove of how Nikolaj Coster Waldau and Gwendoline Christie always understood their characters. While these people never did.

BONUS Jaime's face when he realized it's finally happening MY GOD I CAN'T WITH THESE TWO-

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about to publish the last chapter of my beloved daniel retirement fic :0 idk how to promote fics on here so here’s the link and that’s the most i can do: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57611881/chapters/146597725

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you wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody.

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literally read a fic like this once i fear

I saw somebody comment that Oscar looks at Carlos like he stole his virginity and don’t call back in the morning. I’m not okay.

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p6 and p5 magnets gonna draw them beating each other up next

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Oscar Piastri has got to have some damn good karma. Alpine screwed him over? Well now they’re a shitbox. Carlos Sainz? Lost his job. Otmar? Jobless. DRS? Defunct. In conclusion, he obviously has the favor of the gods and should not be offended.

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the pipeline from marauders fic writer to f1 fic writer is a trap. free me.

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i never use this acct but i started actually writing f1 fan fic and publishing it so i figure i should like figure out how tumblr works

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some of these cmbyn bts photos are so opev james and his stupid camera