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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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Mary said, "Now…who in the world thought this carpet was a good idea in this hotel. We are staying at the Ameristar in Kansas City. When the elevator door opened we seriously thought it was a crime scene."

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Never trust Italians.

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do i win the miku trend

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

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Omg kiss

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I’m about to save you thousands of dollars in therapy by teaching you what I learned paying thousands of dollars for therapy:

It may sound woo woo but it’s an important skill capitalism and hyper individualism have robbed us of as human beings.

Learn to process your emotions. It will improve your mental health and quality of life. Emotions serve a biological purpose, they aren’t just things that happen for no reason.

1. Pause and notice you’re having a big feeling or reaching for a distraction to maybe avoid a feeling. Notice what triggered the feeling or need for a distraction without judgement. Just note that it’s there. Don’t label it as good or bad.

2. Find it in your body. Where do you feel it? Your chest? Your head? Your stomach? Does it feel like a weight everywhere? Does it feel like you’re vibrating? Does it feel like you’re numb all over?

3. Name the feeling. Look up an emotion chart if you need to. Find the feeling that resonates the most with what you’re feeling. Is it disappointment? Heartbreak? Anxiety? Anger? Humiliation?

4. Validate the feeling. Sometimes feelings misfire or are disproportionately big, but they’re still valid. You don’t have to justify what you’re feeling, it’s just valid. Tell yourself “yeah it makes sense that you feel that right now.” Or something as simple as “I hear you.” For example: If I get really big feelings of humiliation when I lose at a game of chess, the feeling may not be necessary, but it is valid and makes sense if I grew up with parents who berated me every time I did something wrong. So I could say “Yeah I understand why we are feeling that way given how we were treated growing up. That’s valid.”

5. Do something with your body that’s not a mental distraction from the feeling. Something where you can still think. Go on a walk. Do something with your hands like art or crochet or baking. Journal. Clean a room. Figure out what works best for you.

6. Repeat, it takes practice but is a skill you can learn :)

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Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1025.

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Tumblr go fuck yourself idk I wrote a whole bigass post and then it was deleted wtf

Materials: paper, black sauce, silky black pencil, anger, unsanity

This is work for my composition class, I will talk about this drawing in the next post. I’m on trip in the north (snow and lakes RAAAAAH🦅🦅🦅).

Today is my birthday also 👉🏻👈🏻 you can repost another art (i hate this one) (I’m divorced with anatomy)

Bye (sorry for my bad English)

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Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate

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bbc merlin - 03x07 The Castle of Fyrien

idiot x idiot strikes again

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Good morning

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im so tired of the aph england erasure when people talk about tumblr sexymen

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Dreadfully late to the game as ever, but eid mubarak <333 smth came up which meant i wasnt able to go all out as much as I wanted to on this, but I wanna say thank you to everyone following me in these past two years

And thank u esp to both my friends who provided resources for eid traditions in their countries, and @letttalias for helping me with coloring this and on Pakistan's henna!!! I wouldnt have been able to finish this without her help 💞

From left to right, top to bottom:

Egypt, w a fanoos lantern

Bahrain, w a bucket for girgaon (where children dress up in traditional clothing and trick or treat during the 15th night of ramadan)

Uzbekistan, making nishaldo (a type of Uzbek dessert once exclusively eaten for Ramadan)

Senegal, all dolled up for the big night

Maldives, singing raivaru (a type of Maldivian traditional singing)

Algeria, hands full with pastries

Pakistan, bedecked out with henna

Indonesia, having some nasi lemang

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33 for the ask game? need some salt…

33. How do they greet someone they dislike/hate?

I have a reputation to keep,,,must keep quiet, okay?